yeehaw

i'm old but i ain't no magazine

[baek-art]

☃️❄🤍

[cadathecat]

BEHOLD...

you're welcome ✨

[ambassadorquark]

i love when fans randomly decide their fave fictional weird looking old dude would be a total blowjob queen. always my favorite type of guy

[saturn-iidae]

FROM THE SMURFS??

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

yea how do you think he got that name

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[calamitys-child]

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

[calamitys-child]

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

[ex0skeletal-undead]

When you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughingstock.

Hate this, thank you

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

[inhaleass]

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

[sosuperawesome]

Sëlynn Lee on Instagram

[unicouniuni]

Uni is cute when he is mad! :3

[otherorr]

[sosuperawesome]

Embroidered Moth Brooches // Dali Jewelry

[gayfather]

the mediocre gatsby

[newtgeiszler]

the decent wall of china 

[gayfather]

the ok depression

[failstun]

alright britain

[lovett91]

The mildly interesting barrier reef

[incipient]

somewhat fulfilled expectations. 

[duplen7icy]

catherine the ordinary

[abominationimperatrix]

the satisfactory white shark

[demi-shoggoth]

Alexander the Fine

[a-book-of-creatures]

passable pyrenees

[mazzes-deactivated20250218]

i want to smoke crack with her

[maggi-cube]

Grandmama ATE this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Nothing compares

[ioccasionallyburnthings]

I am OBSESSED with this

[headspace-hotel]

Sometimes I can’t wait to be old and fabulous

[rars]

do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"

[teaboot]

The other day I saw a truck with lifted wheels speed past and said "nice fuckin' truck you piece of shit, I betch you take corners real fuckin' good, Jesus fuckin' christ" and my American roommate asked if I was playing up my Canadian accent

[daniel-dadcliffe]

The Fault in Our Stars

[kaijuno]

[zackisontumblr]

that’s right

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[mfgreth]

Visit Original Link

[sinishter-smheckle]

@just-bears-here

[just-bears-here]

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[bearotonin-international]

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[coffepants787]

@grizzly-bear-official