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@tinderinbrooklyn-blog
Okay. So normally, hand tattoos totally do it for me. Like...if your hands are covered in ink, I'll probably want 'em all over my naked body too. #iamanelegantlady. HOWEVER, this beautiful beast has... um ....the alphabet on his knuckles? And some numbers? I'm not into tattoo shaming but holy fuck that is literally a KINDERGARTEN CLASS CHALKBOARD. Lady boner = dead 😞
Oh this is TOTALLY Zach Braff.
No question.
fuck. when it comes to nightmare brooklyn scenarios, being serenaded by a melancholy bro with a banjo ranks pretttttty high on the list. i would rather put that bonfire out with my face .
"You know what they says laaaadies... ANYTHING is a dildo if you're brave enough!!!!!"
Is it bad that my first concern here was like, weather concerns? "BUT WHAT IF IT GETS WINDY? WHERE ARE THE BAGGIES?" Frankly, this lack of proper planning just pains me.
I don’t mean to be presumptuous. But I’m willing to bet these fellows have some truly spectacular drug connections .
Currently updating my Tinder bio and frankly, this feels necessary.
The Lord is testing me …..
In all honesty, I would marry this man. I see a beautiful future of fart-patio hangs on the horizon.
When people ask me what's it's like being a chick on Tinder, I just send them this pic...🍆 #blessed
BRACE YOURSELF! Burning Man pictures are coming!
'Hey Stranger, are you back in NY yet?' #tistheseason #blessed
You guys! It’s Joey Fatone from NSYNC! He’s TOTALLY looking for sexy times with ‘no strings attached’ amiright!?
(….yup. i know. that was brutal. i’ll just show myself out.)
#punsfordays
Just a friendly reminder that when it comes to facial hair, Brooklyn dudes DO NOT fuck around.
Fuck. I am outrageously attracted to this man with a parrot. Just thought I'd share that with the class.
Oh yes. That’s what I need.
🎉🎉!!!!RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!!!🎉🎉
There are two possible explanations for this:
1) Tan does NOT remotely understand the concept of Tinder.
2) He totally gets it. In which case, this was verrrry poorly played.