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My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

asthedeathoflight

This post getting a lot of notes is good for my ego but bad for my social life because its actually about me failing to not flirt with someone

#accurate and true #this is a queue

likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015

Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

gastronauticsyd

The Screenshot (2014)

fredersen

The Reblog (2014)

toratiger-deactivated20211204

Bahahahaha love this

processintegrated

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

grumpygreenwitch

The Revival (2026)

#modern art #this is a queue

shamebats

revcleo

#this is information you need for real

netherworldpost

;)

kitchen1

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

kosmogrl

qalbtalk-deactivated20231105

“…use things to have good days.”

narcissistcookbook

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

#this is a queue #gpoy

rolameny

the belief i have in my ability to carry any amount of stuff home if i am equipped with my backpack and two reusable totes is hubristic to a degree that the achaeans fighting at troy could only have dreamed of

#gpoy #this is a queue

toast-the-unknowing

the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands

the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done

the bad news: the only way out is through

the good news: I do know the way out!

the bad news: yeah but it's through

toast-the-unknowing

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

toast-the-unknowing

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

toast-the-unknowing

gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love

#incredible i love it thank u op #this is a queue

xanaxfarts

Sailor Moon Skylines

#sailor moon #+aesthetic+#this is a queue

redstonedust

magical girl shows are good because their attacks will be something like "super love sunshine friendship beam" but make no mistake, super love sunshine friendship beam WILL end you. super love sunshine friendship beam will leave a crater in the ground where you once stood. you cannot understimate the power of super love sunshine friendship beam.

#😌#this is a queue

teaboot

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

teaboot

Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

teaboot

I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

vegance

Actually, beekeepers take many precautions to keep their bees from leaving.

many clip the wings of the queen, destroy new queen cells, cull queens they don't like and use bee pheromones to prevent a hive from naturally swarming or absconding. They also try and prevent mating with the African honey bee, which makes them less docile among other things. During artificial insemination of queens, drones are crushed and „spare“ queens are killed.

and commercial beekeepers even cull their hives during winter, or when they are not producing well.

Coupled with the fact that there is evidence that insects do feel pain, this is not great.

(Not to mention that honeybees are an invasive species in most places, competing with native pollinators and spreading disease)

tetrafelino

It is so fucking bold of you to link the exact same paywalled book thirteen times in your reblog to throw people off the fact that you're using one source from 1859.

champawattigress

I don't think there's ever been a funnier vegan response in the history of this hell site. This is actual gold. If you cited an argument like this in a first year undergrad intro to bio module, then your lecturer would be legally entitled to fire you out of a cannon. I think I'm dying

#pff #this is a queue

the-littlest-goblin

the thing is I am pro-rpf on principle, but I do think you should keep it away from the actual people you're shipping. but it is NOT out of concern for their comfort (insert pete wentz bank account post), it's for the same reason that like animal behaviorists and field biologists and such try to stay out of view when they're observing animals in the wild. don't tip them off it's gonna to skew the results of my study.

#this is a queue #gpoy