I wonder where Chris is storing his dangly bits in that fashionable bumble bee unitardâŠ.it looks suction cupped to the bike seat.
Also, who smiles like that while they workout on a stationary bike?

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I wonder where Chris is storing his dangly bits in that fashionable bumble bee unitardâŠ.it looks suction cupped to the bike seat.
Also, who smiles like that while they workout on a stationary bike?
Sud and his doppelgÀnger.
I feel like itâs the happy smiles.
What in the fresh hell is Robert looking at?
If Sergey is trying to disguise the fact that he drives a panel van and has a good supply of chloroform, then that frizzy gray skullet isnât doing him any good.
If itâs the constellation of acne pustules on Williamâs forehead youâre disturbed by, then you obviously missed his kitchen.
Wonder what the rest of the house looks like? đ€ź
Getting high and interacting with animals is fun and all, but basing your whole dating profile on it while looking like the son of Tarzan is where youâre fucking up Rob.
SMH. This looks like a Tinder profile that exists solely to test the limits of human hope.
There really isnât anything that says âIâm ready for loveâ like beige undergarments that appear to be issued by the Department of Corrections accessorized with a charm necklace that looks like it came free in a cereal box.
Overall vibe: human jump scare
Absolutely shameful. Tragically unforgettable. Would swipe left with both hands.
$100 says Jamesâ favorite movie is Joe Dirt.
Joshuaâs profile reminds me of the intro to a grooming commercial.
Someone needs to tell him that hitting the beach looking ready to hibernate, is asking for a heat stroke.
Iâm not loving it Tim. I canât decide which is more nauseating. The McDonaldâs resting on your bare, protruding pot belly or the way you are sucking the remnants of it off your greasy, germ trodden sausage fingers.
Dave and his dog are so high they could high five God.
First word that came to my mind. Droopy. For multiple reasons.
Iâm probably going to hell for this.
My eyes read âChrisâ but my brain said âFarmer Brownâ.
I spent a lot longer trying to determine the authenticity of Michaelâs dog than I did deciding to swipe left.
Dear Chris,
Itâs great that you like dogs. Unfortunately, your dog doesnât appear to like you at all. Perhaps it has something to do with it being a tad obese and in a lifejacket. Itâs clear that swimming isnât its thing.
You might consider focusing on and doing better in that relationship first.
If you canât read your own dog, then you probably need to press the pause button on human females.
â€ïžTinightmares
Oh, Dan. Bless your heart.
Letâs be honest here Rich. The real reason you wonât pay Tinder to see your likes is because you donât have any money. On a positive note, I donât think you have to be worried about missing out on a ton of likes rocking a hairstyle like that anyway. The only thing that would âmake it easierâ is for you to shave your head and have someone else type your headline to hide your illiteracy. Tinder canât help you.