Sage of Science, Student of History @tintomatotop - Tumblr Blog

good news citizens! while i was at the beach, i successfully indoctrinated another gullible child into using LIBBY. my best friend LIBBY. the library app on your PHONE that gives you FREE EBOOKS AND AUDIOBOOKS with the tap of a finger! are you sick of incurring late fees? giving your hard earned money to jeff bezos? Libby has it for you.

kalwriting

also yall check out the queer liberation library (@queerliblib on tumblr if i'm not mistaken) because i've been using their digital library card and it's been great

dearest-loveliest-elizabeth

Worst pain

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@dimensionhoppingtrio2

loredwy

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

would-you-punt-them

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

jeaninelatragedia

holy shit.

frustratedasatruar

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

permanent-detention

mai is a subscriber to every fire nation tabloid

thememedaddy

politijohn

Source

crazedporcupine

A reminder that a universal basic income actually drastically improves the lives of everyone involved

dorothygale

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

#how it feels to have a degree in nutrition and food science

hrithil

hazel levesque stopped the PRIMORDIAL GOD AND PERSONIFICATION OF THE EARTH at TWELVE YEARS OLD and yet no one talks about that… this is actually insane i would argue hazel is THE most powerful demigod but no one would want to hear it. mind you she had no support. she only had herself and her pure determination to save her mom.

#hazel levesque #my adopted niece (in my head)