You're in my Space and Pissing me Off

I'm Tiny Angry Rick. Why? Cause it's two obvious traits of my personality dumbass. Don't pull any Smurf jokes on me either. So uh, yeah. There is nothing that doesn't piss me off. Your face probably pisses me off. I'm with the Tall Morty.

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[tiny-angry-rick]

Have you tried wearing stilettos?

What the- No! I don’t have wear that shit! I’m short, not desperate! I don’t have to do anything, that’s what @tall-morty is for.

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Oh hey everybody! Hoho! I’m- I’m sure you all heard of that Rick and Morty Design Contest! Haha! Well, guess who entered and managed to get in? This guy! Guess who wants Justin Roiland to notice them? This guy. Also, I want this as a shirt. I thought over this. An homage to all those alternate timelines out there whose actions really rippled the time stream and showed us the infinite possibilities. I always have a hard time trying to find the right merchandise that says exactly why I love the show and I think this one really shows it and says, you should be watching this!

VOTE HERE IF YOU WANT TO SEE THIS MADE INTO OFFICIAL RICK AND MORTY MERCHANDISE! ENDS NOVEMBER 22ND!

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*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

[tiny-angry-rick]

"Hey Rick, it's ya' boy Morty! You- you wanna, I dunno, hang out? M-maybe go on an adventure? Like old times?" (tall-morty)

“Yo-Yo-You know what Morty, you keep wantin’ to go on those fuckin t-things. Like it’s some c-coming of age garbage. You think I’m gonna be able to save our asses if you fuck somethin’ up, Morty?”

[tiny-angry-rick]

tall-morty:

“Well uhh…” A smile slowly crept on Morty’s face. “H-how about we just go to a dimension where they still have it?” He shrugs innocently.

Rick rubs his chin then grunts and throws his hands up, “Wh-Whatever gets you off my back. You’re wreckin’ my shit Moorrtttyyy.” a grumble as he walks off to get his lil portal gun.. 

[kcggggg]

[skully-drawls]

I drew a bunch of Evil Morty’s and sloppily colored them. Look at him loser it up.

[tiny-angry-rick]

"Hey Rick, it's ya' boy Morty! You- you wanna, I dunno, hang out? M-maybe go on an adventure? Like old times?" (tall-morty)

“Yo-Yo-You know what Morty, you keep wantin’ to go on those fuckin t-things. Like it’s some c-coming of age garbage. You think I’m gonna be able to save our asses if you fuck somethin’ up, Morty?”

[tiny-angry-rick]

tall-morty:

“Ooze Tube…?” Morty’s nerves dissipate and he’s more disappointed than anything. “Y-you mean that liquid candy crap you eat that’s probably like really bad for your teeth? Can’t you just get that at the candy store in the mall? That’s not even in another dimension!” Morty pondered on what he just said. The Ooze Tube was a replacement for a discontinued candy Rick obsessed over. “Wasn’t there like… uh, a Hubba Bubba version?”

“YES MORTY. THE OOZE TUBE.” Rick thrusted his arms into the air before putting them back down and pointing a finger at Morty, “N-No one gives a shit about ho-how bad it is for you, Morty. It’s my crack. Once in a life time treat. I only live once!” he rolls his eyes to Morty’s comments of lack of adventure however, “Malls are a dying breed in this universe, Morty. You b-better enjoy them while you can.” Rick taps his foot now, irritated, “YES there WAS. B-But those fucking Bubba Morons don’t know a good thing if it w-whacked them in the fucking face, Morty.”

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[tiny-angry-rick]

"Hey Rick, it's ya' boy Morty! You- you wanna, I dunno, hang out? M-maybe go on an adventure? Like old times?" (tall-morty)

“Yo-Yo-You know what Morty, you keep wantin’ to go on those fuckin t-things. Like it’s some c-coming of age garbage. You think I’m gonna be able to save our asses if you fuck somethin’ up, Morty?”

[tall-morty]

“I can- I can handle whatever you got! I’m- I’m- I’m feeling pretty confident this time around. I WANT adventure! I wanna run around and see new things! And- and I’ll be a team player, I swear!” Morty is practically begging despite every terrified bone in his body reminding him of the potential danger.

[tiny-angry-rick]

Rick stares at him for a good while... “Geeze Morty, you’re acting like th-this is some kind of drug. Y-You’re itching more than a heroin addict, Morty. It’s gross.” grumbles, “But I did run out of my Ooze Tube Morty. I should have fucking bought some ooze tube while I had the chance, Morty... That’s an adventure in itself right? Getting me some more of that fucking glucose syrup. Fucking amazing shit, MortY.”

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[tall-morty]

Um… I just felt like drawing my parents. Doing what they do the majority of the time I see them.

[tall-morty]

Went to the movies to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 with Rick. I liked his choice of ensemble for the day.

[tall-morty]

Reflecting on this two week old decision…

[tiny-angry-rick]

"Hey Rick, it's ya' boy Morty! You- you wanna, I dunno, hang out? M-maybe go on an adventure? Like old times?" (tall-morty)

“Yo-Yo-You know what Morty, you keep wantin’ to go on those fuckin t-things. Like it’s some c-coming of age garbage. You think I’m gonna be able to save our asses if you fuck somethin’ up, Morty?”