Wii Are Resorting To Violence

call me agar. brown asian. nonbinary trans man. adult. any pronouns but default to she and perish. infrequent poster of fanart. mostly reblogs. i am not going to share your post unless i know you.

[wiisportsrevolt]

popped on here to turn off the AI bullshit on my sideblogs, might as well add a reminder this account is no longer active.... follow @wiifitofmadness instead

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[wiisportsrevolt]

this account has been restored. got terminated from a 'glitch' or so it's said. yeah right, whatever. this account is no longer my main, go follow @wiifitofmadness instead

[basalt-havic]

mutuals do this

[charlesoberonn]

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

[charlesoberonn]

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

[zennistrad]

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

[zennistrad]

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

[negativespace06]

i want to cause chaos

[negativespace06]

yes…

[huffylemon]

[nialfr-deactivated20230914]

i’m collecting these

[milfspiggy]

when you were a kid did people pretend to ask you out as a form of bullying

wtf no?

yes, once

yes, several times (same person)

yes several times (multiple different people)

some other thing i guess or maybe i just want to be nosy

Voting ended onAug 10, 2023

[fuckyeahasexual]

[daloy-politsey]

My best friend who is gay, jewish, and autistic was kicked out of his Trump-supporting family's home a while back. He ended up finding a place to live with his boyfriend. Unfortunately, his boyfriend who was toxic and antisemetic, broke up with him and moved out, so now all of the rent is falling on my friend. He is trying to raise $1,200 and I am collecting on his behalf since he does not have access to money transferring accounts at this time. Thank you all in advance and here is where you can send:

Cashapp: $powerhouseofthecell

DM for Venmo or Paypal

[compassionlotion]

Help a black trans girl eat this week!👸🏾✨

I really hate to do this but i’m really fucked up. After paying bills & my debts + rent I literally only have enough in my bank account to get my metrocard this week. I’m humbly asking y’all for $75 for groceries + $20 so I can grab lunch on my breaks this week. I totally get it if you don’t have it to give or just don’t want to, I just ask that y’all please boost the shit outta this so I can get my immediate needs taken care of❤️ Thanks again, y’all!

Paypal

Cashapp

Venmo: @miss-brie-nicole

[compassionlotion]

please boost!! $5/90!

[compassionlotion]

$25/90!

[blackfairypresident]

What if a white child with cancer only had 3 weeks left to live and their last wish to the make a wish foundation was to be able to say the N word just once. Are you telling me its not okay for a white person to say the N word in that instance?

yeah

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 25th of august, 2015.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[luisonte]

....las venden así

[black-geek-supremacy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[virovac]

Alternative names for fantasy “golems”?

Since it started as an inconsiderate name grab from Judaism that who’s most famous example was something built to fight against racists and prevent genocide into a mere monster.

While there are more dangerou golems, they were generally monstrous due to being overly literal or “what is life?” philosophy questions.

“Construct” in general is probably good. 

Maybe individual less generic names 

Puns based on golems are fine I feel to an extent.  And similar concepts aren’t inherently anti-Semitic, but you know…

[virovac]

From dwollsadvantures

Shabti? Or ushabti, ancient egyptian statues made to serve their master after death. Their legs are inscribed with affirmations of how they serve, sort of like a golem’s chem. They are religious, but a religion that hasn’t been really practiced for thousands of years

[kaminaepicwin]

“Homunculus” (plural “Homunculi”) can mean “fake human”, “model of a human” (like an anatomy dummy), or “human shaped statue”, which feels appropriate for “magical object given a semblance of life”.

[therobotmonster]

Kratt

Creature made of hay or tools animated by the devil in exchange for three drops of blood, from Estonian folklore.

They labor endlessly, but must be kept busy lest they turn on their creator. They fit the minion-of-an-evil-wizard role very well, and naturally fill that “magical robot” niche.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: animated toolset (but watch out)

[wiisportsrevolt]

theres a beautiful four letter word spelled with an l,o,ve, that unites us all... that right. it's

VOLE

(image ID: a vole standing near a burrow in the ground. it's cute. end ID)