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Sometimes I lose time, seconds tumble into minutes and snowball into hours, and suddenly 11 becomes 4 and I’ve spent another night awake. I tell myself to sleep, but I forget how stubborn I can be, so really it’s a losing battles. And if only I could see sunrises before sleep I wouldn’t mind, but I always miss just slightly.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[quasi-normalcy]

I can't think of a reason why Democratic governments should abide by any Supreme Court rulings at this point. Surely they must have realized that they're currently the instrument of a slow-motion coup d'etat.

[quasi-normalcy]

No but seriously, if they treat these thugs like they have any legitimacy at all, then they're conspiring at their own destruction, as well as that of their republic and millions of its people. You're too fucking late to avoid a civil war. Admit this and start fighting or fuck off in favour of those who will.

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

[orcboxer]

Cassandra: I have seen the future and it is really, really stupid. They're hiding in the fucking horse.

[mewvore]

I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[ase-makes-polls]

Spin the wheel for your government assigned fursona*

*Not limited to mammals

Thoughts?

Hell yeah, this rules! I love it!

Not the best, but still really good!

It's okay, I guess. Could be worse.

I have no opinion one way or the other.

It's not great. I really don't care for it.

This sucks! I demand a respin!

NOOOOOOOO!!!

Voting ended onMar 10

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[bisexualcreature-deactivated202]

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

[tinyarmenianboywithtits]

I think I gotta stop smoking weed, but that means I gotta start having dreams again and I'm simply just not ready to fall asleep tired and wake up even more tired again at this stage in my life.

[xpxssxm]

my favorite part of cooking is taking food (inedible) and making it into food (edible)

but augh

the process

[asystolle]

THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010) dir. David Fincher

[ampervadasz]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[akindplace]

do you guys remember actually socializing on social media instead of seeing ad after ad after ad

[tinyarmenianboywithtits]

I love The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock in the way only an autistic ADHDed motherfucker can. And have struggled with trying to memorize for a decade because it's too damn long!!! I remember all the parts, I just can't remember where they go! I could spend the rest of my life transcribing it only from memory and I do not believe it would ever come out the same except for just the chance of probability

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[dajo42]

i heard in america they love to drive so much that they have a place called Road Island

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest