canadian dumbass

[tinybackwardslegs-blog]

I am your mom now

do not start smoking its bad

put that shit down now

[tinybackwardslegs-blog]

sign this or I'll PULVERIZE you

[tinybackwardslegs-blog]

I bought a Toto CD from a little record shop and now my parents hate me bc africa is all we listen to now

[seliphra]

↖This blog will be screamer free on April Fool’s Day.

[midnight-fox-boy]

God please don’t use screamers or flashers. That’s how you hurt people. People with seizure disorders, PTSD, severe anxiety or phobias can be really hurt from these.

It’s childish, anyways.

[tinybackwardslegs-blog]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bittersweetsadboi]

This spoke to me spiritually

[tinybackwardslegs-blog]

Wyoming isnt real. u ever met someone from there? no. also what kinda name is Wyoming sounds like a DISEASE

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

[omnybus]

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

[luidilovins]

This is better than the entire harry potter series

[80swonderqueen]

Reginald hargreeves: I love all my kids! Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and *looks at smudge writing on hand* sven

[thehorrcr]

Klaus??? wearing a feather boa in the promotional pictures for The Umbrella Academy??? That was Gerard’s doing, that was his influence. He did that for The Gays. 

[mambofivehargreeves-deactivated]

AJDNSKFMWKDKEKE I was watching Umbrella Academy before I went to bed last night and I was thinking about how Five doesn’t have a name like the others and the literal last thought I had before I passed out was “we should name him Mambo”

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[witchofapollo]

SMALL WITCHY THINGS YOU CAN DO AROUND THE HOUSE

Put a small ward on the door and windows 

Visualize the energy you are getting when eating food or ingesting caffeine

Put a glamour on your make-up and brush

Put a glamour on your closet for the clothes inside

Put a small bowl/plate with rose quartz, amethyst, and quartz crystal on your sink counter

Make every shower a “cleansing” for yourself and every bath a gentle recharging

Hang a sigil somewhere in your kitchen to ensure delicious food

Spend a few minutes talking to your plants

Meditate for at least 5 minutes a day

If you do sage cleansings, mix the leftover ashes and sea salt together in a container to keep for if you need a quick protection

Charm your necklace for protection and recharge it once a week

Charm your shoes to ensure that you will make it to where you are going

Add some of y'all’s small things y’all do around the house

[dynatoxinc]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

[tielesiti-eftu]

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

[horsesaround]

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

[tohellwiththebeatles]

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

[whois-chihoko]

I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

[asteriah-deactivated20211120]

reblog w/ your opinion on dark chocolate, maths, and cracking joints