Don’t Bury My Ashes Far From Yours Achilles

Let them be one, just as we were when we grew up together. Season 18 of life baby:)

[kkutabaaree]

aggresively holding your hand

[theslimeologist]

so how are we all liking the 20s?

[theslimeologist]

we don’t

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[dresdencodak]

Elon Musk says people can use racial slurs on Twitter but if you describe a response to a hate crime you get suspended! Love that free speech.

[thevelvetgoldmine]

#SpaceKaren broke me

[palmer]

Sucking off my plantboy bf call me a leafblower

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

getting railed by my two plantboy bfs call them treetops

[assiraphales]

the whole “dress/fashion up is for girls” is so funny to me bc historically men love their silly lil themed outfits and accessories. cowboys and their leather heels and bandana handkerchiefs and spurs and hats. pirates n their slutty v necks and jewelry and belts and buttons and silk sashes. aristocrats with their wigs and decorative canes and nylons and embroidered overcoats. modern men r probably so unhappy bc they’ve never dressed more basic / boring and r ignoring hundreds of years of their fashionista ancestors yelling from the afterlife at them 

[ja-khajay]

all these posts about people clutching their pearls about seeing bare titties at pride make me laugh because at last year's pride i met a cishet guy who had no idea what was going on and had joined because he saw bare titties and thought "those people look like they are having fun, and also i can see tits for free" and he asked me about what was happening and let me explain LGBT struggles for some time before telling me he had a transgender cousin and he was going to make sure to be there for her in the future. bare tits will be the beacon to world peace

[c0rpseductor]

every time someone’s like “so MEN think they can be SEXIST? what if we EMASCULATED THEM? haha! not so Manly getting pegged or wearing a skirt or being a homosexual or whatever now are you?? girl power!” i want to hit them over the head with like. any book. using misogyny as a weapon against men does not solve misogyny use your fucking brainnnn

[c0rpseductor]

like oh so your snappy response to the idea of women being treated as lesser is to imply that being like a woman is humiliating? Did you secure the likes? Did you get the engagement?

[caesarsaladinn]

[kaijuno]

And you just know some rise and grind bro is gonna think this is the smartest idea ever

[toskarin]

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

[toskarin]

the moral of the story is that if I ever sound incomprehensible but I'm speaking with utmost confidence, you're usually not the crazy one

[bransonreese]

volunteering my ass as a receptacle for gun disposal

you don't always have to hit send, I'm sure you already got whatever it was you needed from this just by typing it

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.

Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.

[rawshaide-deactivated20220128]

This is part of an arc where their house got broken into and they have to deal with the ensuing fallout.

Calvin and Hobbes was some real shit, my dude.

[slavetomyheadcanon]

Reading Calvin and Hobbes as an adult is a VERY different experience than reading it as a kid.

[bagofbirds]

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

[mutant-distraction]

[cctinsleybaxter]

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal