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me: [delusional] I will learn 4 languages simultaneously
PSA: less diet culture, more dietitians like this
Hello my dear biology loving friend, may I have a cursed sea fact?
sure, this probably isnât exactly what you meant but hereâs a Cursed Sea Fact for you-Â
five million years ago, the entire Mediterranean Sea dried up in an event called the Messinian Salinity Crisis.
the sea dried up nearly completely over a period of about a thousand years after tectonic activity blocked off the Strait of Gibralter, leaving salt beds thousand of feet thick that can still be found under the Mediterranean Sea today! there were pockets of water left, but they were so salty that they burned.
so basically this disaster killed off every aquatic species in the Sea in a horrific and inescapable thousand-year extinction event, and is why even today the Mediterranean has no native deep-water species that can be found only there.
this period ended when the Strait was abruptly unblocked, resulting in another catastrophe called the Zanclean Flood. this catastrophic flood event refilled the entire Sea in a period of a just couple of years, and in turn totally obliterated whatever land creatures had moved into the empty Sea basin. what goes around comes around, I guess.
A. imagine your otp
B. dear gods this country has massive issues
Iâve been looking for this post for ages
listen, Iâve read enough fanfic to know that theyâre not getting divorced, but itâll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.
Terribly made by yours truly
YOOOOOO IâM SCREAMINGG
This absolutely works and provides you free amusement
This absolutely works and provides you free amusement
NO REALLY, TRY IT. Try it with any kind of inappropriate humor. Sexist, racist, homophobic, all of it. Look at them blankly, say, âI donât get it.â And watch the discomfort with the old timey pleasure of a rich old lady wearing pearls.
Rebloging this for the GIRLS with the nervous laughs. THIS IS FOR ALL THE UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS. For the WOMAN too humiliated to say anything.
And if you laugh in uncomfortable situations. Follow it up and ask what they mean.
meirl
isnât that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down đđđ
THATâS WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
yall r missing the BEST one
I might have just found myself a new idol
Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case heâs fighting the good fight so đ¤ˇđťââď¸đŻ
He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.
He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live lifeÂ
Happy Womenâs Day â
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Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not dieâ˘. It's one of my favourite facts
how bout it gets with the fucking program weâve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life
âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Â
She ainât no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a âZâ, ends with an âiâ, and isnât some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iâm not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, đ đ˝đ đžđ đż Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donât know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donât know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iâll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iâll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheâs back lmao must reblog. Iâm sorry guys
2 million people arenât wrong
Sorry guys but sheâs back and Iâm not risking it
Iâm reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni
NEVER play with this one, always reblog
Reblog I guess
Did I SAY I was finished with the baby greens?!?!??!
such an aggressive tiny animal
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Awww