Just a blog

Take it or leave it. Your enjoyment is not my responsibility.

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I know I don't post much on this any more, but I just wanted to bring attention to the fact that I now have an online shop! It's called RavensJewllery, and you can click here to check it out. I make handmade bracelets and other things out of embroidery thread. I only have one listing at the moment, but I am working on it. Feel free to reblog this post with credit! I'd really like to get as many customers as possible. I think that some of yall will really like what I'm selling :)

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Here's a picture of my cat in a box that no one asked for

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Anything is breakable if you try hard enough

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You may been running this shit but that don't mean you have to know what you're doing. You just have to look like it.

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After the week I've had, I've decided that I am going to retire and raise a bunch of adopted children in the forest in the art of witchcraft.

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Shitty idea number 1:

A cat that goes clothes shopping with you and screams at you whenever you wear something awful

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One time in class I was meant to be showing my presentation, but instead I showed my notes, which contained a long line of aaaaaaaaaaa due to my keyboard being stuck. It took me five minutes to realise this, and when I did, I so very eloquently expressed my thoughts. "Fuck"

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My friends: *playing with a ouija board*

Me: Nah, not doing that, that's bad juju *goes to kitchen to get drink*

Friends: *try to summon the devil*

Me: *sitting cross legged on Ouija board with coffee in hand* sup, bitches?

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Mother: Don't forget to take a jacket, it's going to rain.

Me: You fool. The Lord has bestowed upon us the liquid life, and I shall take it in full force while laughing in the face of death.

Me not even five minutes later: please give me my jacket mummy, is cold and wet.

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Best reply when someone makes fun of your clothes: and aren't you wearing a lovely shade of bitch?

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Meow. Just... meow

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Happy pride month!! Doesn't matter if you're out, still in the closet, somewhere in between or you're still figuring yourself out. You're all valid and beautiful. We're here, we're queer, and we should no longer have to live in fear!

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How old are you? Im not comfortable following adults.

I'm a teen. Sorry, I don't feel comfortable providing exact ages.

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So, some guy tried to call me a weeb. Fucking peasant. I. Am. An. OTAKU!!! Get it right, ya knob.

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Do you ever just look in the mirror and think "yeah, I'm gonna die alone"

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When you open a pack of gum... and there's none left.

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Whoever invented fake pockets, I would like to invite them to dinner... Where I will rip their spine put, play it like a xylophone while they watch and then force feed it to them for dessert.