Eat The Rich

everything in life is free if you have a big enough bag

[general-pedro]

*spams A button*

[pointnclick]

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[truenoodle]

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

[truenoodle]

so glad this one resonated

[powerfulwizard]

Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

[jackmeatington]

i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.

[jmonkeyjmonkey]

i’m sorry my berries guy was what now

[powerfulwizard]

A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.

[kohinoors]

[bibleofficial]

i hope all pharmaceutical companies die

[plaguedocboi]

Feeling hostile about seeing Christmas advertisements in October

[zaprowsdower27]

The war on Christmas will end when it ceases its illegal occupation of Autumn and retreats back behind the Thanksgiving armistice line.

[meschkinnes]

Dog of Randall the jeweller, ca. 1875

[turnidoff]

Who dare disturbs Dog of Randall the jeweller

[qifreynothing]

"god forbid women do anything" is one of my favorite phrases. the government shut down my experiments because it was "transforming people into horrific amalgamations of flesh and bone." god forbid women do anything. my crewmates voted me out because i keep killing them and escaping the scene through the vents. god forbid women do anything.

[leolaroot]

I want to be on a jury SOOOO bad please let me there. I want to make decisions

[neolesbian]

decide his fate.

[leolaroot]

guilty.

[belvira]

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

[meridionalis]

the decrease in costuming quality over the last 20 years has been soooo precipitous & nauseating. i’m not even talking abt marvel’s cg supersuits or anything this time, look at the fabric quality, structure, layering, character, and craftsmanship of older costumes in 102 dalmations (2000) vs cruella (2021)

ever after (1998) vs cinderella (2021)

lord of the rings (2001-2003) vs the rings of power (2022)

this trend should upset you not just because it looks cheap, but because it suggests a strong anti-art and anti-labor movement in film and tv making. don’t forget costumers are unionized

[weaver-z]

Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.

[weaver-z]

LET GO!!!!!!

[chongoblog]

Love this post. REally lets you step into the shoes of someone stealin gummy worm

[ms-demeanor]

By the way, the way that No Child Left Behind impacts the trade worker shortage in the US is because in about 2002 shop classes, home ec classes, auto classes, etc, had their funding diverted into teaching kids how to pass standardized tests so that the schools could continue to pay teachers and keep the library open.

It’s hard to figure out that you might be interested in plumbing as a career when you’ve spent twelve years learning how to pass multiple choice tests and having ceramics and band as the only available electives.

This is one place where I actually WILL do the generational thing and say that Millennials and Gen Z got completely fucked in a way that older generations didn’t.

It’s actually really fucking hard to repair a cabinet when you’ve never had a shop class. It’s really goddamned difficult to learn everything about car maintenance on your own through youtube videos instead of in a semester of auto shop. It’s really goddamned difficult to figure out you want to be a plumber or an electrician or a welder when you are eighteen years old, have been taught to pass tests and cajoled into applying for college, and you’ve never handled an air compressor or used a socket wrench.

[mixmioart]

🦇Service Mindset🦇

A look into Charles’ work life.

Don’t be rude to whoever has the midnight shift at McDonalds

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[johnbottoms]

children’s book illustrators r literally the cornerstone of society im not kidding. where would we be w/o that little business worm in the apple car or the brambly hedge animals making their feasts and flying their kites like literally WHERE  . do not even get me started on frog and toad 

[real-horse-facts]

the more I think about it the more I realize that those little girls that are obsessed with dragons are just horse girls that wanted an animal less likely to injure them

[copperbadge]

"less likely" swept me to the floor

[eirichele]

no like imagine being a legendary voice actor bringing a character to life yourself for like 20 years and they cast some homophobe in his normal speaking voice for the big screen debut nintendo needs to pay charles martinet an apology of like a billion dollars and i am so serious