begone you foul demon cotton eyed joe

deb | 21 | she/her | infp welcome to the shit show

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

Context:

[empirextress]

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

[annavonsyfert]

do you actually know any math?

i know of math

[queerdungeons]

howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

[cheaphalloweencostume]

they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night

[haiku-robot]

they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

thank you so fucking much

[saralozoyart]

Space buns! ⭐

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[westfailia-deactivated20240822]

in techno-catholicism you vape the communion wine

[lord-kitschener]

This is the most cursed post I’ve ever seen and I hope op gets excommunicated

[flimflamfranky]

have i mentioned that i love this skelly? cuz i do

[twitterlols]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[xxxpresso]

Chibi dia doodle 

im not very good at drawing chibis

[aquaflv]

one of my friends said she saw eric andre at the women’s march in DC. she asked “are you eric andre or do you just look like him?” and he said “i don’t speak english, i just memorized this sentence phonetically” and left

[willtime-deactivated20181102]

[gudakotothepolls-deactivated202]

[beastmac]

PLEASE LET US REBLOG ADS I AM IN FUCKING TEARS HERE

[gosktl-deactivated20200606]

I love Cinnabar’s theme

[0tterbutt]

rich gal is here

[sixpenceee]

A New App That Lets Users’ Friends ‘Virtually Walk Them Home At Night’ Is Exploding In Popularity

Tens of thousands of people around the world are now using a free personal-safety mobile app that allows friends to virtually walk you home at night.

The Companion app, created by five students from the University of Michigan, enables users to request a friend or family member to keep them company virtually and track their journey home via GPS on an online map.

Although they can do so, the friend or family member does not need to have installed the Companion app. The user can send out several requests to different phone contacts in case people are not available to be a companion or not with their phones at the time.

Those contacted then receive an SMS text message with a hyperlink in it that sends them to a web page with an interactive map showing the user walking to their destination. If the user strays off their path, falls, is pushed, starts running, or has their headphones yanked out of their phone, the app detects these changes in movement and asks the user if they’re OK.

If the user is fine, they press a button on the app to confirm within 15 seconds. If they do not press the button, or a real emergency is occurring, the Companion app transforms the user’s phone into a personal alarm system that projects loud noises to scare criminals from the scene, and gives you the option to instantly call the police.

(Source)

[funnygurl1979]

Boost this

[confusedrower]

I immediately downloaded this. This is the smartest thing ever

[youngsalmahayek-deactivated2015]

I’m uglyish but I pull it off