He's going over that cliff!

Wes/Rueben||30||cis||white credit to l0bsterpolice for icon

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm always thinking of "why is his smile so radiant"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[segamascott]

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[livewrre]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[sacred-portal]

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[myriapoda-1306]

I just misspelled the word "qualified" and said "I'm not quailfied enough to do this"

A quailfied person:

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[mrsandman42069]

-28.531560,175.309976

[crabussy]

DUDE

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-thoughts]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

many would say that whispy woods or king dedede are the most iconic recurring obstacle in kirby. i disagree. it's actually this

[orcboxer]

why is kirby facing away from us

[orcboxer]

was it something i said

[galaxywarp]

[weirdness-is-good]

[pygmyhilltroll]

you cannot be serious

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[segamascott]

[trattenbach]

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

[theamazingspiderman]

Electro’s power can not be contained.