He's going over that cliff!

Wes/Rueben||30||cis||white credit to l0bsterpolice for icon

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[the-sonic-cafe]

This police description of Sonic, though.

[mousegirlheart]

Visit Original Link

[rnismatch]

Breaking News You Little Shitball: The DC Area Has Been Replaced With Meat And Its Your Fucking Fault

[magnetic-deflection]

fucking VOTE

[yossyislandd]

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

[transhuman-priestess]

[scribbling in a notebook] The…xenomorph…is an…example of…a parasitoid…organism.

[yossyislandd]

yes

[yossyislandd]

that being said landlords are parasitoids

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[unteriors]

State Highway 67, Amsterdam, New York.

[doyouremem8erme]

first time trying one of these recreations but i saw the bed and couldnt resist

[transbaphomet]

remade in The Sims 2!

[asynchronousrondo]

remade in ACNH!

[holykittens]

fallout 76 👴

[shramp-heaven-now]

Recreated in House flipper 2

[rainbowgod666]

Drawn it with Beeg Marker (the kind kids use because the standard ones "are for the grown ups" or smth)

[ridgeworld2006]

Doom

[eggl-rd]

Roblox

[disturbedkitsune]

Second Life

[hannukahmatata]

MakeRoom!

[astirysk2electricboogaloo]

animal jam play wild

[capn-rattlebones]

Lucid Blocks

[taibhsearachd]

World of Warcraft

[kay-southpaw]

Infinity Nikki

[justasmallbloginabigklainefandom]

Pokopia!

[skywardthedragon]

Ensemble Stars

[spudsaaa]

Remade from what little furniture I have in Finch

[podplease]

Townscaper

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

[importantandunavoidable]

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[reggiemess]

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

[never-obsolete]

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Game Boy Advance startup sound

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]