TinyHype

MC content creators are slowly taking over my life... (she/her)

[brightgoat]

WITCHES. Some are Villagers who were struck by lightning, and upon realising they miraculously survived an attempt on their life by the sky itself- decide to do more with their lives and run away to do their own thing. They have not realised the possible brain damage caused.

Others were just born as Witches, to Witches.

(also no that witch in the window is not Klav's old mentor haha, that one's different)

[harry-does-boys]

absolutely love how the multiverse works in mcyt. like, most servers all have their own character regardless of where the cc has been before. for example, dsmp!wilbur and qsmp!wilbur are different people that come from different universes. they’re even different charcaters between seasons, for example empires season 1 and season 2 jimmy are different people. Generally, even the most powerful mcyts like Phil can’t travel between universes.

hermits on the other hand can and frequently do multiverse travel with ease. for example, hermitcraft season 6 grian and season 9 grian and even evo smp grian are all the same person. hell, most seasons end because the mere presence of the hermits caused a portal to open up or the world to end or something else strange. hermits are inherently harbingers of chaos and all the other mcyt charcaters are a little terrified of them.

also it’s worth mentioning that they can’t really “die” like the other mcyts. every other mcyt (unless they have some other reason to be immortal) can permanently die. sure, they can be revived or come back as a ghost, but they will never be the same person they were when they were alive. Hermits don’t experience this even in the slightest. A hermit can literally watch the universe collapse around them, they can be hit by the moon, they can be canonically killed like in trafficlife, and every single time they just dust themselves off and get back up like nothing happened.

anyways tldr most mcyts are confined to their universe but hermitcraft members have something more Sinister going on.

[umadosedefanta]

IM FREAKING DYING OH MY GOD

Philza said he was hanging out with a brazilian in paris and wilbur immediatly said RICHARLYSON

I thought he was talking about the egg BUT IT WAS THE FOOTBALL PLAYER

Like richarlyson the qsmp egg is named after richarlyson the football player

BUT PHILZA ALSO THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE EGG AND SAID “NO, ONE OF HIS DADS”

and willbur just goes “WHAT”

[glasspostings]

i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it

[lelilawesell]

Perching like a vulture over you while you build. AFK'ing only to come back and discover your inventory full of seeds and crystals that "spontaneously" grew around you. Crouch wiggling back and forth during a conversation, and then punching the person to say bye.

[kingiune]

are they really your friends?

[renardroi]

so what? I gotta do everything my fuckin self around here? griff the fucking hippo. he’s purple

[d9d18-a]

happy birthday king o7

[chequered-career]

simple ordinary days where nothing happens

[seawaveleo]

take a create mod tango of the tek variety

[marblegroves]

A gang of hermits,, a group of hermits,,,, a gaggle of hermits,,,

[protesliaus]

something that i will always remember of technoblade is how he was kind just for the sake of it.

i will remember him claiming the monopoly sound was too loud for him to hear wilbur when he spoke of techno staying up all night to comfort him when he was sick. i will remember him taking the time to add watermarks for his artists when they themselves forgot. i will remember niki and sophie saying how he always somehow made sure they never felt excluded or neglected and how he would hate it, it would embarrass him when they spoke of his kindness publicly. i will remember him personally dming ponk to thank them for sending a 45-minute video of someone feeding hotdogs to raccoons in chat and timestamping his favorite part. i will remember his love for the people who created for him, how he would keep his mentions on for everyone before his fanart tag was formed and would just scroll and scroll to make sure not to miss any art someone made for him. i will remember half his friends and peers having some kind of a story of him reaching out to them during tough days, reassuring them, believing in them, making them feel loved.

i will remember him in every act of kindness i receive and i will remember him during times in my life when i will need to remind myself to be kind despite it all.

[paddysol]

You dont know what its like to be the Boogeyman.

[shanblackwood]

i finished it like two weeks ago and forgot to post it lmao

[i-eat-cubes]

WIP

[lectern-fullcauldron]

ok so since it's just occurred to me that the fandom is constantly growing and changing and learning, there's some bits of hermit backstory that I know that others might not. hermitfacts coming up:

the server was built as an equal mix of builders and redstoners (and then Joe Hills was added as a WILDCARD to shake things up)

season two only happened because Joe Hills ran a coup

tango is the father of the iron farm, before 1.14 made iron farms easy, your best bet was to ask tango. tango also modded villagers before the villager update

etho invented the etho hopper clock, revolutionised the minecraft let's play, and inspired a lot of the server to play/film

impulse is the guy behind the item sorter, and he is a master of villager manipulation, with his villager breeder being in massive use

bdubs' brother, pungence, joined hermitcraft before he did and played for season one

iskall is behind the vault hunters mod and it's really cool and you should check it out

the way cub built concorp inspired Mojang to update the way villagers work

doc is friends with the Mojang game Devs (even if they took his arm)

Hypno runs the hermitcraft website, even when he's not active on the server

Welsknight came in to defend the others in a rap battle when he was away from the server

Stress runs a fitness channel alongside her Minecraft channel and being a parent

Joe hills used to have a webcomic and do drawing streams - he saw twitch be born, and will likely see twitch die

Scar got his start in call of duty

Joe Hills thought hermitcraft was a scam when he was invited

add your own!

[hundredsofsmallbirds]

wels, upon entering cub's tcg pyramid: does the loser get sent to the shadow realm

cub, immediately: we're working on implementing that, yeah

[zombiiehorse-deactivated2024032]

Yes the fact that Beef has been slowly summoning the inactive hermits one by one with the TCG is beautiful but I cannot move on from Ren's decision that he now HAS to open his packs with Beef around for good luck. Doesnt matter is Beef is eating or sleeping or anything, Ren is going to break in and open card packs next to him to get the good stuff. Needless to say I am thrilled that Beef is getting all of the attention and love he deserves from fans and hermits alike, I think all of them should use him as a TCG pack good luck charm, it'd be funny.