Catch Me If You Can!

My name's Peter Pan, but if you don't know that you

[no-other-gaston-deactivated2014]

Do you mind?

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Oh, certainly not. Please feel free to keep going.

[lostgirldarling]

Well yes, you should always try to be honest, but you should at least say hello first. -nods, taking a deep breath as she braces herself for his explanation, her eyes wide as she follows along and attempts to make sense of it all- You mean those big baggy shirts? Yes… I suppose I do know. Well, I do agree that people should try not to be grumpy. What happened?

[kingofcarthaypeter]

-Stops dead, snapping up to attention and waving- Sorry. Hi, Wendy! -nods vigorously- Yeah, those. And alright, so everything was fine before he started to be all mean and stuff, so I took it, right? I thought it'd be like capture the flag except also teaching him a lesson about being happy and all that, and it was pretty okay but then I hit this fence-- you know the one with the barbed wire on the top? It's next to those shops.

[baloosbrandon-deactivated201408]

Is it weird for me to admit that the Kim K Hollywood game is actually kinda fun?

[kingofcarthaypeter]

What the heck is that?

[lostgirldarling]

You know, it’s not comforting at all when you start explanations like that. -she calls down to him, catching her breath when she reaches the end of the staircase- Okay okay… now what happened?

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Okay, yeah, you're right probably but it's best to be honest, right? -takes a deep breath once she's right in front of him, rocking on his heels- Alright, okay, so long story short there was this guy in this shirt, and you know how I feel about guys and shirts sometimes, especially those huge ones, so I tugged on it and I thought that'd be the end but he was being super grumpy, y'know? And I hate it when people are grumpy, it just doesn't help anything. You're with me on that, right?

[lostgirldarling]

Alright, I’m coming, calm down! What’s the emergency?

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Alright, the first thing you need to know is that it totally wasn't really all that much my fault, so don't give me the look.

[dot--lucas-blog-blog]

Y’know sometimes I have to stand back and just appreciate how some singers dance. Because wow.

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Who's the best at both d'you think?

[lockieklein]

You break into one nursery and suddenly you’re called a fuckin’ “threat to children.” What a shitty world we live in, man.

[kingofcarthaypeter]

That's so stupid! You probably didn't even do anything bad.

[dylan-dumbo-price]

My power's out.

It’s getting late. Great.

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Didja blow a something?

[little-glitch-archive]

No, “e” does not mean “extra fuel, nimwad.

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Then why'd they put it there?

[nightmares-queen]

Don’t you got cocks to blow somewhere-fucking-else?

[nightmares-queen]

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Not right now!

[tinylittletinker]

"Go away, Peter."

[kingofcarthaypeter]

"What's wrong with you?"

[zeroburton]

-Sitting on the curb by the cemetery with her basket.-

[zeroburton]

That’s more than generous enough. Thank you, really. -Takes the fifty and hands him the two dolls.- I’ll have your Peter one by the end of the week. Promise.

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Hey, no rush! Just remind me and stuff, alright? And good luck with the doll selling stuff.

[nightmares-queen]

Nothing I suppose.

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Exactly. So there's no problem, right? I talk loud anyway, I know that.

[nightmares-queen]

You are aware I can hear you, right.

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Yeah, so?

[randomtales]

[kingofcarthaypeter]

randomtales:

They were just walking and Peter wanted to take a cotton candy. Wendy told him “No, Peter” and Peter replied, innocently “But I want one” 

So adorable. 

[lostgirldarling]

Starlight || Peter & Wendy

Opening the door to her dorm, Wendy crept into the dark room quietly, careful not to disturb her roommate who was no doubt already asleep. It had been an exhausting couple of weeks, and she was ready to lose herself in sleep, if she could even manage to fall asleep that night. What a spectacular summer it was turning out to be for the young girl. Huffing, she flipped the light switch, gasping sharply at the sight that greeted her. “Peter!” she chided, her hand clutched over her rapidly beating heart. “You know, you could let me know when you’re going to let yourself in.”

[kingofcarthaypeter]

Peter never really know where he was going next - just that he was going to go somehwere. He wasn't too good with stationary except for maybe sometimes when he was on the right cocktail of something or other, and even then he preferred flying. So some nights, he found himself wandering; some of those nights, he found himself wandering straight in through Wendy's window, his feet taking him along the familiar path all too happily. He'd sort of forgotten that it wasn't necessarily a normal thing to do until he saw the shock written on Wendy's face, her gasp of surprise ringing in his ears. Sheepishly (or cockily, but that was as close as Peter Pan seemed to get to sheepish), he grinned, shrugging loosely. "It's too fun to surprise you!" he stage whispered loudly. "Are you busy?"

[zeroburton]

-Sitting on the curb by the cemetery with her basket.-

[zeroburton]

O-Oh gosh I don’t think I’d charge that much. Maybe just… Ten for the custom one? And then that’d be five each for the other two. So twenty dollars?

[kingofcarthaypeter]

-pulls his wallet out of his back pocket, rifling through bills and pulling out a fifty- How 'bout this? For your refurbishment and stuff. And awesome little Peter-to-be.