legal idiot

jesse. queer. uk. they/them side blog: mufcpackers

[zendayamybabe]

december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

[bonyassfish]

and what’s after the 4th? the 5th??? the minor fall, the major lift????? the baffled king composing hallelujah???????

[elbiotipo]

I hate software updates so much. Why do you need to change. Why can't you love yourself as you are.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Because a year represents a completed orbit of the earth around the sun, saying, “I’m 25” is the equivalent of saying, “I’m 14,600,000,000 space miles.”

[harleyquins]

Omg 💀

[mulligxns]

anna kendrick as cody heller in ‘dummy’  - ideal woman

[my-gender-is]

my gender is making new Spotify playlists as a coping mechanism

[lloras-deactivated20210107]

a tiktoker therapist reminded me that “if you do not address the childhood trauma, your relationships will. your fear of your partner not loving you and needing that constant reassurance can come from emotionally inconsistent parents who were there for you one day and not there for you the next.”

[destinyrush]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Lmao all of the moods

[demumbridge-deactivated20200301]

why is this so fucking funny

[angelcitychristen]

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

a SWAMP is a wetland that can support trees a MARSH is a wetland that cannot support trees

[eroticlizardfiction]

2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

[fungalnetw0rk]

i would like to add on to this because 

Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts

Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie

Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 

the impeachment trial began in the Senate

the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again

the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight

after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop

[coolman229]

[drinktilyouredead]

heres a fun throwback

[eroticlizardfiction]

I truly hate what this post has become

[shianu]

This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question "do I tell them?" And the answer is "Definetely no"

[cipheramnesia]

I hope OP is doing alright with one more year left to go in this year.

[roboco-san]

systemic bimbophobia 😔

[defender-of-fictional-women]

[hyperhedgehog]

[jakeeesim]

[holdmyhand-please]

if someone came up behind me and like put their hands on my hips ever so slightly so that i could just feel the feather-light touches of their fingertips?? well i think i would die

[c10h12-deactivated20220325]

I like when you learn someone’s body and you find their scars, freckles or birthmarks. I love the human body it really is so beautiful

[protectlenaluthor]

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[csinickstokes]

Home Alone would be Jack Dalton’s second favorite Christmas movie