Liz.Stone

Liz; Teacher; Writer; Salty Slytherin; Lesbian

[whitepeopletwitter]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

[cindyyyyyy]

You know Carrie is considered a horror movie right….

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Whoa dude Goly fuck.. I didnt realize I’m so sorry

[cindyyyyyy]

Its ok, i know its hard to understand the plot and theme of some movies.

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

thanks for telling me! i’m gonna go finish this documentary about motherhood now, idk if you’ve seen it, it’s called Rosemary’s Baby

[justbadpuns]

Jokes about communism are only funny if you share them with everyone..

[section8babe]

i don’t know how to ask for help i disappear and come back when i’m good

[natvanlispics]

Annie Daddy Briggs

[havenofearimqueer]

“She looked like a Saturday in October.”

— (via moaka)

[growth-metaphors]

be selective with whom you share your soul to

[aaliyahbreaux]

god I’m so glad transgender women dont need anyone’s permission to be women!

[natreidess]

- Coming back from injury to win a World Cup

- Kissing her girlfriend in front of the biggest audience woso has ever had

- Partying for a week with a concussion

- Getting (tastefully) naked for all the World to see in the Body Issue

Kelley O'Hara sure is having A Year ™

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[frish-prence]

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

[harlivy]

lesbians are like “I love medusa.” and we are RIGHT

[creekfiend]

Guys i love my livestock guardian dog shes so large and good

She just did a big scary alert bark for me and when I went to check what was up

She had found an extra large dung beetle

She wanted me to examine it... I did and I told her it was an Allowed Dung Beetle and she immediately stopped alerting, became very proud of herself when i praised her for letting me know, and went to finish up her bowl of kibble

Oh

She is perfect

[creekfiend]

It's important that u know that Blue's alert bark is this DEEP BARITONE STATEMENT "buh woo woo woo". Then a pause. Then "buh woo woo woo" again.

[creekfiend]

Someone asked for a pic so here's a photo of Blue doing Dirt Ballet

[catchymemes]

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…

[birlinterrupted]

Jsyk Georgia O’Keeffe denied that her paintings were vaginal for 6 decades and hated that understanding of her work, it was an interpretation originally offered by her cheating husband and picked up by male art critics and really downplays her importance and work as an artist by just calling her the vagina flower lady like that’s just misogyny

[timetravelonion]

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

[humanimalgam]

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

[humanimalgam]

“not adhd but-”

[bobbulb-deactivated20250719]

People who just go “ugh nevermind” are the bane of my existence

[bobbulb-deactivated20250719]

Reposting again because some people just don’t seem to get the message

[pink-dragonair]

list of most powerful tweets

and the #1:

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

[pacificrim-archive]

[paparazzied]

[btvs]