*hilarious joke here*

she/her | just call me rose | music keeps me alive | my tags are #PostByMe and #me and my writing demon and #askatinyperson (because i'm greedy and want three) so have fun with that

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I’m at a loss for words

[wonderbitchin]

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two

[prodgermmath]

I’m sorry. We tried to make your boyfriend in a poll, and he’s 84% vanilla extract now. Yeah. I’m sorry. He’ll smell really good if you bake him, though!

[niceinchnails]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

NOT dudes though, dudes are semi-aquatic and need active tides for surfing or they turn into incels

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

If you have a proper little gentleman he can be free range indoors unless you have a teacup dragon (they are natural competitors for an ecological niche and don’t get along)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

It’s illegal to keep A Man in your house (that’s kidnapping)

[gaytransgenderwizard]

Hey what about a strange little fellow?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

A strange little fellow belongs on the moors, howling with the winds and roaming about (free-range), but in a pinch, they can BRIEFLY occupy an attic or laboratory

[thegreenlands]

This is the rule making and information rich content that I come on this site for

[cor-ardens-archive]

“[The] obsession with the body suggests a connection between horror and pornography, one critics have noted before (Williams 1989b, Clover 1992). The horror film, like pornography, dares not only to violate taboos but to expose the secrets of the flesh, to spill the contents of the body. If pornography is the genre of the wet dream, then horror is the genre of the wet death. They each whet the appetites of their respective and overlapping audiences for more, as video rental receipts and the proliferation of remakes and sequels attest. The link between hard-core pornography and hard-core horror or the gore film is captured in the term “carnography” (Gehr 1990, 58), which uses the carnality of both genres as a bridge.

(…)

These disreputable genres violate taboos by privileging the act of showing the body, by figuring what Clover calls “the ‘opened’ body” (1992, 32). They expose what is normally concealed or encased to reveal the hidden recesses of the body, porn through carnal knowledge and horror through carnage. Porn and horror are obsessed with the transgression of bodily boundaries. Both are concerned with the devouring orifice. But whereas pornography is concerned with the phallic penetration and secretions of sexually coded orifices like the mouth (gaping in ecstasy or pain), vagina, and anus, horror is more concerned with the creation of openings where there were none before.”

— Isabel Cristina Pinedo, Recreational Terror: Women and the Pleasures of Horror Film Viewing

[dangerousyako]

actually my favourite part of glass onion was that even when all the lights were off, you could still see what was happening, which is good for a movie

[crazy-brazilian]

[shield-sheafson]

i think tumblr should start supporting flash dress up games

[nat-20s]

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

[journallain]

[spacceyame]

i’m sorry but outta sight outta mind i need to SEE the fics or i’ll forget

[steddieasitgoes]

One of my favorite things about fic writers who endlessly churn out fics for the same ship, is seeing what little details stick from fic to fic even when they’re not in the same universe

[nicostiel]

#they're married okay

[bode-rook]

me: what about kudos??

ao3: you’ve already left kudos

me: i’ve left one, yes. but what about Second Kudos

[pisboy]

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

[themandylion]

If you ever feel like you don't contribute to fandom because you "only" comment—

A regular serial commenter just joined a fandom Discord server I'm on and people are coming out of the woodwork to thank her for her service to the fandom, expressing how much joy her comments on their works bring them.

Remember—they're never only comments.

[star-shard]

Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'

Both are beautiful forms of writing.