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sam | ♏ | 28 he/him

[tinyshad3s]

🌷🌹 add me for animal crossing? 🦂🦋

[mochipong]

Oh, starboy

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[takenbythestarcatchers]

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

[bessejohann]

Echos 2019

Johann Besse

[delphinidin4]

[amygdalae]

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

[status-updates]

Notice: not only do your friends actually like you, they secretly like you twice as much as they let on

[guidancerune]

imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.

[audax-vallhund-deactivated20250]

Happy werewolf Wednesday 🌕

[thinfatfit]

instagram.com/shoot_and_curves

[partywithponies]

You know the biggest loss of the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming? DVD special features.

[partywithponies]

I love you DVD commentaries I love you making-of documentaries I love you behind the scenes footage I love you bloopers I love you deleted scenes I love you silly little videos of the cast dicking around 💖

[whitepeopletwitter]

No Snakes, Yes Snakes

[bambi-lesbian-posts]

It’s No Snakes Tuesday

[spooky-rose-boy]

It’s Yes Snakes Sunday

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[longlivechips]

[greater-than-the-sword]

30 minute recipe? Psh. I can do it in an hour and a half

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[owldude]