Hello, I'm a Tiny Daemon Engine~

this is the Pert Zone where we think about Pert. (and the other iron warriors sometimes)

[lesresillesdhorus]

Lyphos and Sefice play board games on long Warp journeys and Sefice wins every single time because Lyphos gets so distracted monologuing about his superior strategies that he makes very obvious mistakes

[meattiramisu]

Grind. Against. Armour.

Who said that?

[odobites]

You see Betheal is my favourite chaos space marine because he’s the only one who has lips you can kiss, which is a very important thing to me

It’s a bad idea

But you CAN

kiss bitey khorne berserker on the mouth VERY good idea. brass teeth very safe and nice. put face next to khorne berserker

[handedsanitiser]

Hey Forrix being a bitter sadistic bastard again. I'm starting to feel that he rather likes to see his opponents hopelessness before he finishes them off. This is the second time already where he acted this way

The man fired his bolt pistol and Forrix grinned as he felt the ringing impacts against his thick armour. He felt a sensation he had not known in many centuries, but recognised as pain.

And then he proceeded to shoot back with something that gored the priests torso. maybe an explosive bolt? idk

[...] The Guard officer turned and leapt towards the dais, fumbling with the brass columns, vainly attempting to complete what the magos had begun. Forrix laughed at the man's efforts and shot him in the leg, toppling him to the floor with a scream of pain.

Literal bully behavior

[handedsanitiser]

yet another position Astartes could do no problem whereas baselines in their stead may struggle quite a bit :

I call it prone 69. I don't know how to explain it the best way so I just made a lazy sketch for visualization :

The size difference is being dealt with, the baseline doesn't really need to to anything except take the Astartes rocking their whole body to lick and suck more of them which has the side effect of baseline being pushed onto his dick.

The position is likely very very intense and baseline will most likely feel like they've been having a threesome once he's done with them. Perfect for more feral/primal behavior whilst not running that much of a risk of bruising their insides.

Can also be done when Astartes cock is not in baselines mouth but rather they're running their lips down the length with the limited range. The advantage: they can moan and grunt and whine and plead freely, on his cock while he's giving them head.

[tinywarpsmith]

I'm Starving, Darling (A Warhams: A Chaos Odyssey fanfic)

Summary: Bethael fulfills his promise to train Yvgeny in combat. A different kind of sword-fighting happens also. Rating: EXPLICIT. Word Count: ~4600 Thank you to @taryn40k for letting me reference the events of their fic in my own - it was a big inspiration for this degeneracy <3 -> Read here <-

[agathaarts]

i have to draw fanart i have to draw good fanart for this fic but until im back home

I had to draw thissss

[tinywarpsmith]

I'm Starving, Darling (A Warhams: A Chaos Odyssey fanfic)

Summary: Bethael fulfills his promise to train Yvgeny in combat. A different kind of sword-fighting happens also. Rating: EXPLICIT. Word Count: ~4600 Thank you to @taryn40k for letting me reference the events of their fic in my own - it was a big inspiration for this degeneracy <3 -> Read here <-

[sunfishsiestalah]

'Please spare us your moral relativism, uncle.' Several of the Thousand Sons, resplendent in their crimson plate, stiffened at the warrior's words. Magnus narrowed his left eye as he gazed upon his brother, refusing to look at the Night Lord that had spoken. 'If your sons cannot keep from childish outbursts, brother, perhaps it's best if they leave us.' The ragged primarch retracted his claws once more. The sigh that ghosted through his sharp teeth was weighted by weariness. He said nothing. His posture of tired defiance spoke for him. ... 'We should — ' Sevatar began. 'Silence', both primarchs said at once. And wonder of wonders, it worked.

The Abyssal Edge (part of Sons of The Emperor Anthology), by Aaron Dembski-Bowden

made a short, messy comic that i've been struggling to finish since last weekend and refuse to work on it anymore, but "and wonder of wonders" kept me going because it was really amusing to me

and color me surprised that after reading Savage Weapons a few days ago, i found out that this man had the balls to use 'unc' not once, but twice to two different primarchs on a separate occasion

this bat will never cease to amaze me...

ahhhh i really wanted to include ahriman but i spent way to much time on this thing than necessary :_:

@moj-cien's amazing animation from the same novella really motivated me to finish this thing today instead of abandoning it altogether, sooo biggest shout-out to them <3

[angronius]

well. did anyone else play this game

ref used

[syberfab]

Mournival playing video games: the hot new AU

[lesresillesdhorus]

Truly cannot get over the gloriously ridiculous idea of Chaos Polycule all sharing a bed. Absolute cuddle pile of doom. I need it in my life

[agathaarts]

hey @lesresillesdhorus your post was so good and true that I spent my day off frothing at the mouth sketching away :) Based off this incredibly good post here and uh. Yeah. You should let them know their brain is huge and thank them.

I'm unwell thinking about the parable of the scorpion. He can't help it. It's in his nature.

I don't think I can put the finished piece in the Narrdec discord but some of you probably saw. Parts of this already :)))))))) hello narrative declaration discord people hi

Individual character doodles I'll be posting separately because. Yeagh. I'm padding my blog okayyyyy

[hex-dominous]

[discourteouscuttlefish]

Commission of the lad of all time Oleander Koh for @writtingsonthewall ! I had a lot of fun doing itttt! Their donation went to a local charity that helps cats!

[ladymirdan]

The more I read about the Iron Warriors the more I'm convinced that they all share one brain cell, but Forrix is spending all his time trying to hold on to it and protecting it from the others desperate urge to destroy it.

He tried giving it back to Perturabo once but he got mad and said he didn't need one.

[takengrave]

Quick comic for fun

[takengrave]

I lost the point of this piece an hour into it