The Strange Life in Apt. 3

My Roommates and I say a lot of ridiculous shit.

[tipsyinypsi]

I don't know what it is I just want to put something in his butt, I think it's because his but is just so little and cute, I want to destroy it.

Emily

[thebestoftumbling]

What have I done 😂😂

[baby-dahlia]

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get… You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

[lotrlocked]

This is important.

[kaaaaayleexx]

my exact feelings on this subject.

[tipsyinypsi]

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

[tipsyinypsi]

I literally struggle not to text you every day.

[howtobesadforever]

Don’t you dare fucking touch my heart unless you plan to stay.

(via br0kenn-angel)

[diedinpompeji-deactivated201505]

PLUTO 2015

NASA

[wand-erin-gs]

I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOODNESS

[aquariusdegel]

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS IS I HAVE BEEN READING ASTRONOMY BOOKS FOR YEARS AND EVERYTIME THERE’S JUST A PIXELLY BLUR FOR PLUTO NOT ANYMORE. NEVER AGAIN.

[tipsyinypsi]

Alex: "I've never had fecal matter on my dick." Adam: "then you have never lived"

[tipsyinypsi]

Cory thinks he’s bad at girl’s

Cory: “but dude, I’m bad at girls.”

P.j.: “No your not! what do you do at work all day? [flirt with girls]”

Alex: “Yeah dude! you gotta stop using your name tag as a shield, and start using your dick as a sword!”

[tipsyinypsi]

Shouldn't more grabs make it harder?

while the lads are doing ab ripper in P90X, the Leg Grab exercise comes up:

Tony Horton: “the less grabs you do that harder it is!”

Alex: “I would think the more grabs you did the harder it would get”

P.j.: “well no because you are pretty much pulling yourself up your leg.”

Alex: “Yeah there's a joke there that you missed.”

P.j.: “Well my mind was on the workout.”

Alex: “Well, apparently my mind was on dicks, so...”

[tipsyinypsi]

I had to call in Walt for this hangover.

[tipsyinypsi]

I like how they're trying to sell sex and burgers, but I'm not even looking at the chick!

Cory

[tipsyinypsi]

Get up!!

so The Lads are doing P90X (chest and back) and during the diamond push ups, Alex falls down, he looks up and says:

"Get up Trinity! GET UP!"

and then he did his push up. matrix quotes FTW!

[gingergeddon]

Got my hur did!

[tipsyinypsi]

This morning PJ and I were about to make breakfast. but there was a fortune cookie on the stove. PJ threw it against the wall where it bounced and landed on the counter next to me, where I promptly smashed it with my fist and PJ yelled

"No!! That cookie had a future!!!"

[funnypicturesposts]

This is what happens when a cat toutches a plasma ball.

[ultracheese]

ELECTRIC TOEBEANS

[tipsyinypsi]

We started P90X, no bacon.

So apartment 3 started P90X today, and during the ab ripper x portion this exchange happened. 

Alex- "you guys you know how in the hunger games shes like the girl on fire, thats what  my abs are like right now, I'm the abs on fire"

P.j.- "I smell bacon"

Alex- "that's my abs"