Screaming at the top of my lungs

Tipy/Luca - they/them Mostly Magnus archives/protocol, Malevolent, UTDR and HTTYD :) I say words that only sometimes make sense

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[tipytap]

happy pride month!

here's your yearly reminder that labels– while helpful in self-description– are not required and do not inheritely define who you are as a person! AND youre allowed to change lables at any time if you feel like one fits you better, and that doesn't necessarily mean you were "wrong" about your identity previously :)

[tipytap]

author note: hey guys! sorry the update took so long, ive been kinda busy. BUT! now i have more free time and i'll be updating more often. stay tuned for more!

me seeing that update was posted in february 2019:

[poppy-tarts-stuff]

I love this game

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

The universe is over and the small gods that aren't quite gods but more akin to accountants and landlords, and so perhaps devils, have paid the physics bills and are painting the milky way a marketable beige, although the old hope is still leaking through (they have once again forgotten to call the plumber).

They turned the stars off, something about light pollution. Light is still traveling through space. An old blue planet, infested with entirely ufashionable life, has been swept into the far corner and covered with a new "no smoking" sign. The world is over, for now, but it didn't end.

Soon, with the way they placed the new shower, there will be mould on the firmament carpet, and where there's mould, there's life.

[liberalsarecool]

Every racist MAGA/GOP/KKK slippery slope prediction is worthless.

[depsidase]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[daggers-drawn]

All it means when people say “you’re speaking from a place of privilege” is that you’re likely to underestimate how bad the problem is by default because you are never personally exposed to that problem. It’s not a moral judgement of how difficult your life is.

[mrloveballad]

^^^^^^ read it. say it out loud. keep repeating it until you understand.

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

[tipytap]

every once in a while i'll have a coherent thought while sleep deprived and read it back like "oh damn you actually do have a brain in there sometimes"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[bigmouthlass]

Now for my next magical trick . . .

Good form but a little shaky on the landing.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I meant that, I meant that, that's exactly how I wanted that to look.

Fuckin meow.

That's going on my highlight reel.

My patron saint is Buster Keaton.

[the-haiku-bot]

I meant that, I meant

that, that’s exactly how I

wanted that to look.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tipytap]

in addition to my last post, ive been on this train of thought about how whitewashed everything in america is. like, even the white people are whitewashed and progressively whitewashing ourselves more and more. nobody cares to learn the history of the things they do, buy, or hear because the history is so goddamn whitewashed its insane. Part of this little brain train has been due to how much of an increase ive seen in both 1) people converting to pagan faiths and 2) people going down nationalist red-pilled pipelines. young people in america are so desperate to find culture and community and will often end up going down either the left wing or right wing version of this desperation spiral to find it! our ancestors came to america, leaving everything behind and starting fresh, leaving only fragments of oral traditions for their children. people will convert to paganism in pursuit of finding SOMETHING spiritual to connect to that isn't the bastardized version of christianity we have today (and in that pursuit, accidentally bastardize the religions and practices they want to connect to). people will go down red-pilled pipelines because instead of feeling sad about the culture they've lost, they feel attacked at the accusation that they have "no culture," so they turn to nationalism. when being "american" is your only solid identity, it becomes so easy for people to fall for nationalist agendas. this is ALSO the main reason behind the annoying american habit of stating one's ancestry in percentages. yeah, i'll say im 50% polish because that's the only connection to any sort of family history and culture that i have! no i have never been to poland, and i can speak polish at the level of a toddler on a good day, but what few traditions my family upholds stem from my polish immigrant family. so yeah, when I live in a country built on the substitution of culture for economic gain, i'll cling to that tradition like a fuckin lifeline. people say "white people have no culture" but really its that american culture is built on the abandonment of one's one culture in pursuit of some "better life," which ends up being just whitewashing the self for the sake of social palatability.

I could write a whole essay with my thoughts on this shit

[tipytap]

what is it with modern pagan practice and having such an obsession with the hellenic mythos? I feel like we're on the verge of hellenic polytheism becoming severely westernized and whitewashed....