tired

[the-memedaddy]

[carnival-phantasm]

[kmvah-deactivated20250326]

I’m definitely he

[distinguishedbaloney]

[i-am-a-fish]

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

[elainapoststhings]

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

[richsex-deactivated20140420]

The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice.  I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea.  She didn’t laugh.  I didn’t laugh.  That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.

[alientoastt]

my grandma’s barn cat is doing a great job !!

[historyandmemes]

French people at the Palace of Versailles during the French Revolution: 

[bowletta]

to those blissfully unaware, nickelodeon teamed up with nintendo when they were advertising paper jam and

this is canon

[tired-beans-blog]

uhm excuse me, what the fuck

[pukicho]

Fuck you if you are

[inside-the-limbo-blog]

Finish your sentence.

[pukicho]

.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this image is so raw and real. ive been thinking about it for weeks

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

gerard way in 2006: TELL ME I’M A BAD MAN, KICK ME LIKE A STRAY

me, age 13, with no concept of kinks:

[babyanimalgifs]

[1dietcokeinacan]

He’s being so careful I’m crying

[turing-tested]

me, holding the water gun with shaking hands, tears in my eyes: you’ve crossed me for the last time. you know the rules. it has to be this way

my cat, who has gotten onto the counter yet again: *purrs*

me, wiping away tears and steadying my hand: there’s nothing you can say to make this easier

[theclash]

the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃

some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR

[ruinedchildhood]

[pissvortex]