Ethan Garrett

30 | Shitposter | Autistic | Always tired.

[only-cat-memes]

[blessedanimals]

[teathattast]

[huffylemon]

[catchymemes]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cannibalchicken]

[sobbing-space-trash]

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer

[radiofreederry]

[duncebento]

[may-darling]

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

[scavengedluxury]

Not sure how you could interpret this information as landlords being the ones facing a crisis, but go off.

[notallfay]

Perfect analogies don’t belong in the tags!

[funnytwittertweets]

[tiredaspie]

I’d like to thank tumblr for the Christmas gift of countless pornbot followers ❤️

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[twistcmyk]

bonus points if it was on a couch

[twistcmyk]

[spooniestrong]