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Elder Scrolls and Shit Posts. You can call me Magpie.

[magpiemagus]

The horrors continue...

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[stutterhug]

A Dark God

[aspenachilles]

this could be us

[luisonte]

....but.... why?

[thewisemankey]

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

[vlanderzine]

I want a knife gun.

[vivcaprica]

For an updated Ides of March

[deceptive-owls]

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

[starlightfae]

me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Can you please make more Pokémon microorganisms I’m in microbiology rn and those drawings are helping so much lol

The tapeworm is a macroorganism but how can I ever miss out on making a tapeworm pokemon

[misty-seashore]

Labyrinthian I really love this location, as well as the entire College of Winterhold quest line.

[fridayenights]

This is a really awesome place—really lives up to its damn name, lol. Also, awesome art! I don't see a lot of Skyrim fanart on my feed. So, this is super cool to see.

[memeuplift]

[wytrykusarchives]

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

[spootywabbit]

I love it when you can pick up an animator’s quirks. 

[kaseylgifford]

     I’ve read in old interviews with Milt Khal’s fellow animators that he did the swaggle to purposefully show off. Moving the head in 3-d space is an exceptionally hard thing to do but Khal upped the level of difficulty to a place many animators wouldn’t go.      Not only are they all doing the swaggle you’ll notice they are all TALKING while they are doing it. This is back in the days where you had to use a timing sheet to pace your animation and a head swaggle doesn’t work if its too slow or too fast so he had to figure out the right speed so it looked natural while the character finishes what they have to say while not interfering with the distinct mouth shapes.       Not only did Khal do it without any shifting weight problems or timing issues he would often do it while moving the rest of the body. This isn’t his signature move just because he was good at it.This is his signature move because he was one of the only people skilled enough to DO IT AT ALL.

Milt Khal was a MASTER.

[riverthunder]

God, I can’t express to you how fucking DELIGHTED I become whenever they Milt Khal Head Swaggle Post graces my dash with its presence again.

[desdasiwrites]

– Trang Thanh Tran, She Is a Haunting

[mind--master]

[ask-the-xx-weapon]

This was the best scene in the whole series

[reikiajakoiranruohoja]

Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.

[seelcudoom]

a demon telling you god is not real or god doesent care about humanity is easy to shrug off as demons lieing

but a demon telling you god is real, god is good and god hates your guts quite literally puts the fear of god in you, especially when your about to find out if hes right in about 20 seconds

[nightbringer117]

(From Netflix’s Castlevania, which is excellent.)

[thedevilwearsflorals]

I love this show and this scene but also it just makes me think of this

[belfryart]

I'm hitting the deep dark urge to go back to playing Skyrim, so here's some Green Pact bosmer Alli because I can't help myself

[reputayswift]

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

[reputayswift]

Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.

[ailurinae]

that nsfw snow…

[winedark-maverick]

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

[rosaform]

[gothiccharmschool]

No advice from your Goth Auntie today, as the Brain Racoons are very very loud. Drink some water, take your meds, and be gentle with yourself.

[theslimeologist]

i can only hope that one day people who use leafblowers on their residential lawns realize they look just as stupid as someone using a riding lawn mower. That is a heavy duty tool my friend.

The humble rake can do this job. For many fewer dollars. And zero environmental impact.

[grymmdark]

also you can just leave the leaves. it's good for your lawn. they provide shelter for bugs during winter and they decompose

[theslimeologist]

AND YOU CAN JUST LEAVE THE LEAVES