Too Tired to care

garbage human, they them, museum worker, queer, ace, mom to 4 cats, 26, autistic, adhd,

[edgebug]

(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[gluetun]

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

[windows-98]

[boysbooksandbandsohmy]

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

[pfaugh]

[chapeldean]

a version of the "are you winning son" meme where the dad sees the son crying and asks "are you being cyber bullied son :(" and the son just says. no im reading deeply emotional homoerotic fan fiction on archiveofourown.com. based on something that happened to me once

[chapeldean]

but if you had to choose

super

who

lock

Voting ended onJan 28, 2025

[chapeldean]

man. nowhere in this question does it say "which one is objectively the best" or "which one should we unanimously decide is the most worthy tv show". it's just an opinion poll. there is, actually, no right or wrong answer.

[onlytiktoks]

[dreamofbecoming]

#please imagine this from the skunk's perspective #like you fall into an inescapable pit #and one of the fae creatures appears above you #at first it descends into the pit going super fast without moving its legs #horrifying #and then when you threaten it with your only real means of defense #(ass juice) #it tries to extend a part of itself to you #its strange feet that don't move #obviously you want no part of that #then it creates a spring out of nothing and allows you to drink #then it grabs a strange branch made of thin smooth rock #and a substance that feels slightly hollow #and it makes noises at you and keeps sticking the branch in your face until you bite #and then it tries to withdraw the branch dragging you with it #so you let go #but it just keeps doing this #until you suddenly realize it is trying to drag you out of the pit #so you hold on until you're at the lip #you probably expect it wants something when you reach the top #but you let go almost too soon #and you book it out of there #and somehow are expected to go back to living life like that never happened

@kedreeva your tags are a lovecraftian skunk tale

[tatzelwurming]

wish i was a werewolf or dogman so that i could chase moving cars on desolate night time country roads and scare them really bad in a life affecting way

[tatzelwurming]

i would mutilate and eat sooooo many floridian tourists i would single-handedly save western north carolina from rent spikes bc of all mangled corpses of rich fucks from california

[tatzelwurming]

now is mytime

[theblackparadeisdead]

in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur

Can we run away together

[theblackparadeisdead]

I've been repeating delete thy blog wretched saboteur to myself for like 10 minutes

[the-walrus-squad]

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[novarex]

I left and came back. But I was definitely here in 2012

[robinade]

[tiredcat-mom]

Joined in like 2011 or 2012 and I’ve been off and on more so in the last few years but tumblr has always been here to welcome me home.

[bzedan]

A specific whim

I got into my head that Tamsyn Muir's The Unwanted Guest needed to be bound to look like a Samuel French script. You know them, if you've done theatre. And although they've redesigned their covers, they looked the same for a very long time. I'd hoped to unearth one of mine as a reference (No Exit, by Jean Paul Sartre), but I have no idea where it disappeared to in the two decades and half-dozen moves since I first marked it up.

Luckily, "vintage" acting editions abound in the second-hand world and I was able to find reference images to suit. I think I did a good job getting the vibe right. I made three copies, two gifts and one for me (which worked out great since I fully forgot orientation for my printer and the inside cover of my copy is upside down).

For this bind I added a lot of fluff, like inside covers advertising posters, other scripts available from the Mithraeum Play Service Inc. library and a new play available - The Noniad.

I also wrote little character descriptions, which I'm proud of. Luckily the script book I had to hand to physically ref was also a two-person play so it helped with the vibe. The inside text block is… fine. I realised way too late that I had mucked up the scene headers, so we won't look at those.

Also fun: text on the spine. You know, to become completely rubbed off as your sweaty hands keep fussing with the script as you completely destroy it while memorising your lines. Probably nowhere near accurately bound but it gives the vibes.

This was a delight to do, and (other than messing up the scene headers) they turned out exactly as I'd hoped and imagined. The covers were off-cuts from a photo backdrop! The perfect colour I think.

[guerrillatech]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

The guy who makes these posts in the hvac subreddit a lot and I love his memes

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Some of my favorite by him

[inoppositionflorien]

Your wish is my command, random advertisement. I don't know what you expect me to do with your devilish concoction, but your wish remains my command.

I need to know what demographic hates this! Dentists? Dermatologists? General Doctors? Counter-Terrorist Organizations? Interpol? The USPS? Grocery Store Employees? The lucrative 18-35 demographic? Will I be put on trial for war crimes? But you don't tell me, you just tell me to mix one with the other and fail to tell me who hates this one weird trick!

Well joke's on you I'm going to do it without looking at your probably actively malicious website, and find out what you're not telling me! If it turns into an explosive, it's entirely on you, random advertisement.

[inoppositionflorien]

Update: Don't try this at home or anywhere. This creates one of the worst things I've ever personally made.

It started off fine as I mixed them. It changed to the color of the toothpaste (white), and vaguely resembled lotion in appearance. Then I made a horrible error. I touched it.

I touched it and immediately nearly all of it adhered to my skin. Everything I touched thereafter gained a thin layer of vaguely minty-smelling slime. It was some unholy abomination of a substance. Water couldn't get it off. Soap couldn't get it off. It stuck to tile, it stuck to wood, it stuck to carpet, and it doesn't adhere to itself, so no amount of scraping with my hands could get it off, it just spread more.

Finally I had to get a sacrificial towel to wipe the substance off of me and everything I'd touched on the way to get the towel. Despite washing and scraping with a brush, my hands still smell like mint and feel slightly slimy. I can feel my skin burning from the mint flavoring of the toothpaste nearly an hour after getting it off my skin. I didn't even know that was possible until today. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that, but now I know.

I have no idea what the ad actually wants you to do with this concoction as I did not click through, but I can only assume it wants you to use it to torture prisoners or something, there seems to be no other possible purpose for it.

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[lazer-screwdriver]

This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

[paintingpuff]

saw this comment and i had to