Tired Writer

Pronouns- She/Her Hi and welcome to my blog

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Hey everyone I have another tumblr for my art and others stuff other than incorrect quotes.

I won't abandon this blog though.

The blog is randomstuffofellen the one with a Shi Qingxuan profile.

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Kenji :*walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Yosano: Kenji, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Atsushi...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Dazai, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Dazai: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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*Dazai manipulating someone*

Random person : You played me!

Pm Dazai: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Dazai Osamu : I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

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Sigma: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Nikolai: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Shen qingqiu: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?

Shang qinghua: With tears?

Shen qingqiu: No.

Shang qinghua: *tears up*

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Shen jiu: When I die I want Yue Qingyuan to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

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Dazai : Atsushi my diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone!

Atsushi: Dazai-san, there's people that are dying.

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Kunikida, on the phone: Dazai where are you your late to work!?

Dazai: I told you, I’m sick *fake coughs*

Kunikida *sighs*: Swear you’re not at Chuck E Cheese again?

*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

Dazai:....

Kunikida:..

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Shang qinghua & Shen qingqiu being robbed

Shang qinghua,: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…

Shen qingqiu *deadpan*: Literally none of that is true, Shang qinghua.

Shang qinghua: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?

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Shen jiu: If a demon/person possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck.”

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Xie Lian: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Shen Jiu: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Ranpo: Nice rock.

Atsushi: Thanks, Akutagawa gave it to me.

Akutagawa: I threw it at you!

Atsushi: Aren't they the sweetest?

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Kenji: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

Kyoka: Kenji...

Kyoka: It- it was just an ant-

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Xie Lian: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Feng xin: I almost died.

Mu Qing: That... was my favorite memory.