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Adding this to the pile of WIPs I might never truly finish, but ~imagine~ a IzuTobi scenario where at some point during the war, they fall in bed together. Its not loving, or gentle, or kind in any manner. They are both still antagonistic toward each other, but they fuck and then immediately filled with shame, they leave, trying to harm the other on the way out. They get to their respective compounds, rub off the other persons scent from their skin, and vow never to do it again.
Except that it keeps happening. At first it is rare. Just the culmination of frustrations with this war, with their families, each other reaching a boiling point during their battles until one or the other is pulling them away from the main fight to hash out their anger in another way.
The frequency starts picking up, going from every few months to every other month to suddenly every other week, but they are still vicious with each other, even if somewhere along the line they've acknowledged some kind of pull between them.
It isn't until they find themselves on a mission that intersects with each other that Izuna realizes he can use this to his advantage. He never considered the possibility of seducing Tobirama as a plausible tactic, but when Tobirama gets himself injured trying to protect Izuna from an attack that would have barely scratched him, he realizes he's already have way there.
So he turns up the charm and their encounters go from violent meet-ups to solely get off to clandestine rendezvous that feel giddy and romantic. And Tobirama, never believing anything like this could happen during a time of war, much less with an enemy is woefully under prepared to fight it. He's always been the strong and serious brother, who was rightfully wary of his enemies and made sure to keep his brother's head out of the clouds. But the clan has held on strong despite his brother's dreaming out loud and his fondness for his own Uchiha.
Then maybe, maybe he too can let himself imagine a world of peace where he and Izuna can wake up in each others arms and only have to worry about what time they need to meet their brother's for lunch.
Izuna waits, patient and kind and three years pass before Tobirama shows him his new completed jutsu he was working on. His rival/lover is so excited showing him the Flying Raijin and Izuna knows that had this been another world, another timeline, Tobirama would have finished him with that jutsu. Instead, Izuna copies the seal down with his sharingan and the next battle, before Tobirama can say a word he uses the man's own jutsu against him and delivers a devastating blow.
Now here's where I have two separate endings:
Angsty but untimately good ending:
Izuna leaves the battlefield, full of guilt and pacing back and forth wondering if he's killed Tobirama, if it was worth it? Could he have found another way? Surely, he and Tobirama could have demanded both sides set aside their difference? Could have begged his brother to demand a ceasefire, a marriage to Tobirama, anything!
When ceasefire talks start, Izuna is frantic looking around for Tobirama, only to be told he's not here and nothing else. He has no idea if he's already dead or dying. When the ceasefire is approved and the plans for a village start, Izuna is still forced to wait because Tobirama is not allowed on the sites.
It's not until a year has passed, the village actually opening and people moving in that Izuna sees Tobirama who refuses to look back at him. And it continues like that, Tobirama avoiding him and Izuna trying to explain, to make amends, etc.
After very many grovelings and showing Tobirama he is a changed man, Tobirama allows him back into his life. Very kissy kissy, the end!
Then we have the horrible, deliciously evil no comfort, just pain ending:
Tobirama watches Izuna, who's eyes have grown cold and distant, turn and leave the battlefield. Anija heals him, but he'll never be the same as before, his time as a shinobi has been terminated. He misses the ceasfire talks and he asks about the Uchiha delegation, trying to see if Izuna seems remorseful.
Anija tells him that the plans for the village will need to be delayed for a bit after the ceasefire because of Izuna's upcoming wedding.
Tobirama nods, but can't quite wrap his head around it. Surely it's an arranged marriage and thats why Izuna did what he did. Maybe, he'll realize that before he gets officially married. He's just trying to please his Elders and soon he'll realize that the village will set him free.
Instead, a year or so later he spots Izuna with his wife, grinning far brighter and far more honest than he ever did with him. Izuna is laughing with Madara and Hashirama, a hand on his wife's swollen belly. He never looks over at Tobirama once.
He realizes that dreams are his brother's territory and that he should stick to keeping his feet planted firmly on the soil. He never marries, never trusts anyone with his heart ever again. He works silently in his office avoiding everyone and eventually dies in the very office, only found a few days later by the custodian after someone complained of the smell
Huh. Congrats. This post taught me Tumblr has a tag limit. I was just going to save it for later but my hand slipped. Guess I gotta go tend to the new bunny farms.
If AZ isn't in ZA, I'm gonna be smad
Tagged by @satashiiwrites and this was so much fun! Lol I think I got bingo 4 ways?
Anyway! Tagging @tails89 @clotpolesonly @exhuastedpigeon @outtoshatter @inell and anyone else who wants to do this! (Tag me! I want to see! 💖)
The outline one was a maybe just because I have had an outline for, like, a dozen fics, but I’ve written over 1000 so I didn’t include that.
Tag @cobrilee @lavender-lotion @badwolfbadwolf @cywscross @dragonmuse
Tagged by @inell! Haven't played these in a while lol.
Technically I prefer my fluff with angst, but I've read my fair share of them on their own.
Also outline wat outline lmao.
I have one fic on wattpad I only put there because it has a cover page function and I was pretty proud of the edit I made. But I've regretted it ever since because I hate that site and just haven't had the energy to move my fic over to ao3 yet. So I'm not marking that square.
Tagging @rainingskyguy, @twothumbsandnostakeincanon, @chaosgreymistchild, @hotpinklizard, @excalisi or anyone who wants to play ^_^
Tagged by @cywscross!
"Outline" is debatable bc I have several extremely ambiguous sentences spread throughout my wip doc which can technically be called an outline? If you squint and look at it from a meter away. What is "wham bam pow pow ding ding ding" supposed to mean, past me
Tagging @shashaspeaks, @bongbuster, @tiredfictiongate, @the-furthest-city-light, @thychesters & anyone who'd want to play
Does poly count as F/F or M/M? Bc if so then that too. Also Outlines are like yeah I have them but do I follow them?
Ngl, tempted to go editing and formatting whomst.
Tagged by: @excalisi
Tagging: @raven-campanile @silverwhiteraven @folk-ever-lore @nightlychaotic @ramos123 @miraculousmelodies and ofc anyone else who wishes to join
Can y'all stop with the suicide baiting? Getting real tired of coming here to have fun and then coming across people telling others to off themselves over some little details. Who even decided that saying "go kill yourself" was an okay thing to do on the internet, especially in places where depressed (and other mentally illnesses) people like to gather.
Like I get y'all got strong feelings for shit. But stick to telling people to go choke on a dildo or something. (The difference is how likely someone is to follow your advice.)
Better yet. Get creative with your curses.
But stop with the self-harm shit. There are suicidal folks who can get caught in the crossfire even if it's not aimed at them.
Terrible timing to lose Pokemon Masters account to Data corruption.
Tumblr nerfing the submas tag and subway master Ingo tag but not the subway master Emmet tag is so funny considering the PLA angst train.
Headcanon that Arven has no sense of direction.
How did I get here before you? My dude. I did the entire gym run between taking down the last titan and meeting you at the lighthouse. The real question is how did you get here after me?
The idea that Emmet is the one that falls through to Hisui and Ingo doesn't even fight God, just picks up a megaphone and screams until he breaks time and space to find his brother is just really funny to me.
I have been perceived. Time to burrow into the underground and hide forever
The idea that Emmet is the one that falls through to Hisui and Ingo doesn't even fight God, just picks up a megaphone and screams until he breaks time and space to find his brother is just really funny to me.
I want a detective duo that can't function as a detective without each other. Two functional idiots who make a collective genius by accident.
One of them is really good at picking up clues, body language, and social cues but can't put them together for the life of them. Low key anxiety, shy extrovert who can't articulate for shit. Needs scripts in flow chart format. Strangely good at disguises. Well liked because they're a good listener. Is the kind of person you feel like you can tell secrets to. Hamster vibes but is generally well dressed and classy.
The other is really good at talking and putting things together. Can't read body language, can't pick up social clues, doesn't bother trying to learn how to socialize beyond being the flamboyant arse that everyone tries to avoid but can't help liking. Introvert who somehow has a high charisma stat. Very articulate and can improvise on the spot. Seems to have a built in translator for the Character A's bumbling mumbling. Animal whisperer; has been accused of being a Disney princess more than once but each time was rescinded on account of being "kind of a bastard". Sexy villain vibes but usually looks like they crawled out a dumpster. Can clean up well but again doesn't care enough to bother.
Got asked why I write fiction and not nonfiction yesterday and I'm still thinking about it because there wasn't enough time to answer.
My dude. I could write about war and how English peasants live in the 1500's with many hours of research and citations.
Or I could write about a little guy who has made it his life's mission to slap an immortal deity in the face with a baguette that he won from a magic circus clown who's actually a mischievous dragon fae looking for entertainment.
They're both interesting but guess which one I'd rather write about.
And now I'm thinking about it, so I guess joke's on me now.
I would rather read about a little guy who slaps a deity in the face with a baguette so I hope that is what you are writing
You would be correct.
Got asked why I write fiction and not nonfiction yesterday and I'm still thinking about it because there wasn't enough time to answer.
My dude. I could write about war and how English peasants live in the 1500's with many hours of research and citations.
Or I could write about a little guy who has made it his life's mission to slap an immortal deity in the face with a baguette that he won from a magic circus clown who's actually a mischievous dragon fae looking for entertainment.
They're both interesting but guess which one I'd rather write about.
And now I'm thinking about it, so I guess joke's on me now.
Kinda really want to do a fic where the player character is just straight up a shard of Arceus in Gijinka form mimicking their favorite human while they try to fix the rift.
Can you imagine how awkward Arceus meeting Volo, Ingo, and the Clan leaders would be?
I need a submas reunion fic where Akari-Dawn is doing the Unova challenge with (papa) Ingo’s hat or smth and runs into Elesa who recognizes the hat and starts interrogating Akari who’s like “you know my dad?” And that ends up broadcasted over through the Unova circuit and the gym leaders are freaking out, Emmet especially, meanwhile Akari-Dawn is on her Arc phone texting updates to Ingo who’s still in Hisui.
Akari: you know my dad? Oh chill, lemme ring up a legendary pokemon to kidnap him through space time so you can help with his amnesia.
Also Akari: *explains absolutely nothing*
hope you dont mind because i completely forgot to ask if i could – but i wrote something inspired by this ^-^
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44375185/chapters/111604381
Volo is Cynthia. Volo is immortal. Volo is unhinged.
Yeah, well what about Volo becoming Cogita by getting trapped in a thousand year time loop, forced to watch their younger self continuously repeat the mistakes that led to them into becoming Cogita in the first place?
PLA except it's two theater kids who are absolutely aware that Kamado has Beni watching over them so they craft an entire (very cliche) improv just for the sake of trolling them.
Imagine Beni having to report to the commander like yeah the faller siblings aren't actually siblings but one of them is descended from a royal family and the other is their body guard double and servant. But actually the prince is pining for the over flirty guard who only appears to know how to do anything but play the fool.
Then the one who plays the guard starts flirting with Adaman which sets off the royal character's jealousy.
And Beni having to sit through and report the whole drama of "I never considered you a servant or someone to be thrown away, you are my most trusted friend and greatest support." Speech which actually just straight up sounds like a love confession. And the "My lord and master, you are too precious and I am not worthy. However for as long as you will have I devote to you my very being for every waking hour." Rejection but actually admission of returned love that can't be acted on.
Something something Volo accidentally learns about royalty descended from god's lore from theater kid universe. And the two theatre kids realizing they are way in over their heads with this prank but damn if they aren't too deep into it to stop.
Meanwhile Arceus is watching this whole thing unfold with popcorn like look at my blorbos go