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[theonion]

Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how much worse it was going to get. Observers told reporters the shrieking baby was clearly oblivious to the fact that any distress she experienced in exiting her mother’s womb would pale in comparison to the fucking decades of tedium, misfortune, and humiliation yet to come.

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[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Zing Stikbots Pets Stikhorse

[unteriors]

Moor Street, Barmah, Victoria.

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[twofingerswhiskey]

imagine being parched at night in ye olden days and having to put on your best turnshoes to go to the fuckin well in the dark to get some water because you forgot to fill up the pitcher before dark. going "fucketh mine lifeeee...." as you taste the clean as fuck medieval night water under a pristine sky 0% light pollution grumbling about having to trudge back home with this fucking pitcher now that you'll probably trip and spill half of

[djospurnell]

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Kumail Nanjiani asks, "Did you know that that was the solution to it, or did he surprise you?" He points over to Armando Iannucci. Alex Horne replies, "He surprised... There's never one solution. There's always ways..." Kumail says impatiently, "I know. Don't give me the whole thing." End ID.]

[hannahlockillustration]

Patreon postcard for this month! Join here.

[unplaces]

E 2nd St, Lewisville, Arkansas.

[hannahlockillustration]

Morning Glory

[hannahlockillustration]

Cheeky Koala, hiding from crimes

[unteriors]

Simpsons Road, Eaglehawk (Bendigo), Victoria.

[stargoose-photo]

Sissinghurst Castle and Garden, Kent, England, April 2026.

[tuherrus]

wherever you go, i'm always with you 💔

[random-brushstrokes]

Sam Szafran - L'escalier, 54 rue de Seine (1992)

[arthistoryanimalia]

Art Deco black crystal perfume bottle, Czechoslovakia, c. 1930

With clear prismbeveled stopper; jeweled silvered metal mount as a spider on web attributed to Turriet & Bardach (bottle & metal marked Austria). 7 1/4 in.