oh hey there

Trans nerd in his late 20s. he/him.

[carolsturka]

#just 2 girls

[lancevoltron]

NCUTI GATWA | The Giggle

[hobbbitor]

reasons i’m a successful business man

[orcboxer]

I'm sorry but Buzzwole literally has four legs them's a quadruped

[hobbbitor]

i’m dyslexic for legs :(

[orcboxer]

[lonelyzarquon]

[pratchettquotes]

In other words, it's the familiar hot sinking feeling experienced by everyone who has let the waves of their own anger throw them far up on the beach of retribution, leaving them, in the poetic language of the everyday, up shit creek.

Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

[bloodraven55]

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

[anthonysperkins]

Army of Lovers or Revolt of the Perverts (1979) dir. Rosa von Praunheim

[fairycosmos]

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

[heyokyay]

[wolfythewitch]

"The gods' chosen" "the gods' champion" no that's the god's little wind up toy. The gods' chew toy. The gods' favorite barbie doll

[homunculus-argument]

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

[skull-bearer]

Oh, and we need to build a penis. How? No fucking clue, use whatever we've got lying around. We're going to have to McGyver the fuck out of this dick.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[oodles-of-boodle]

When my werew-

[lamaery]

more painting practice. A centaur in the morning light. Reference is Cristian (who has the best smile) via fatfotoref.com and @fugitiverabbit

[goodomensonprime]

Dropping this here...

[neil-gaiman]

Crowley and Aziraphale and some bloke with a stick.

[dwgif]

"The Doctor's been three different people in the meantime, so I’m not necessarily the same version of the Doctor that I was before. I’m not the Tenth Doctor now, I’m the Fourteenth. Well, strictly speaking we don’t know what the actual number is anymore, do we?"

— David Tennant on his portrayal of the Fourteenth Doctor for the upcoming 2023 Specials

[carpethedamndiem]

[pastacrylic]

I don't know if it's the depression speaking but these days I find it incredibly hard to enjoy anything about the Internet.

Literally every website has become a thousand times more inconvenient, bloated with promoted or recommended shit, stupid UI/UX changes pushed by out of touch billionaires.

The tipping point this week was Google changing the regular "Web - Images - Videos - Etc." tabs with fucking stupid ever-changing search suggestions, making the site a thousand times less accessible and so much more annoying to use

I'm tired. I want forums back. I want ugly html pages that give useful information back. I want to connect with other Internet users in a meaningful way again. Fuck modern corporate UI design. Fuck social media. I want out.