Tish. Just Tish.

Adults only! NSFW! Some pics are mine, some are reblogs. Female living at the Jersey Shore. Sex-positive. Voyeur, pervert, curious, open-minded, all-around dirty girl. Submit a post, ask a question.

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

A lot of extremism is based on laziness.

[thepeacefulgarden]

You are worthy, you are enough, and you matter. No person or circumstance can ever change that or take that away from you. ❤️

[wilwheaton]

[yeeowch]

btw if yr letting wil wheaton tell u what punk is thats fucking lame lol. go smash shit and be a filthy street rat terrorist

[wilwheaton]

looks like someone is irritated. My punk work is done here.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The internet may make things more efficient but we’ve lost the ability to reliably find context, meaning, empathy and sound judgement.

[tish-just-tish]

I’ve been away from Tumblr for a bit. Does anyone who follows me know what happened to @instructor144 @instructorwolfie

I can’t find his blog anymore.

[az-cowboy48-deactivated20221218]

[wilwheaton]

These dipshits actually believe Elon Musk invented these things. They choose to ignore that literally all that dumbfuck has ever done is spend money. He doesn’t innovate, he doesn’t engineer, he doesn’t write code. All he does is spend his daddy’s Apartheid money.

He didn’t create satellite internet. That already existed.

He didn’t make anything that can land itself. Engineers did that.

Tesla would have happened without him.

Oh when he does the brain chip will we also get magic wands?

My bad. I forgot about the endless miles of tunnels he invented to solve traffic.

It’s all lies, all the way down, and this Matt Wallace guy is too stupid to see it.

On the other hand, AOC worked a real job that was real hard and has never forgotten what it’s like to do that job. So she is spending her time, now, working like hell to improve the lives of others. She worked harder in a weekend than Elon Musk ever has in his life.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk and his weirdo fanboys are insulting her for having a job they would not be able to handle for a single shift.

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[nerd-licious-deactivated2020012]

Is anyone surprised by this considering all the hints he’s given us over the years????

[unpretty]

what have you done

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

Listen y'all, you have got to stop pushing my Alton button because I cannot find my charging cord for my Alton vibrator.

[donewithhisliesandsecrets-deact]

I’m shook that I have not noticed this enough before now!!! Wow Alton..

[mrositonegro-deactivated2020110]

Hmph

[hedonist-woman]

This explains so much about his only show I’ve watched…

[instructor144]

Just as I suspected back in the day when I used to watch him on TV ….

[velvet74sub]

That would explain why I got so turned on watching him cook.

Good Eats indeed

Very good

He even has the Domly eyebrow thing down pat.

[tish-just-tish]

This thread has completely changed my nerd girl crush on Alton Brown…😈

[thegingerpowers]

[alaric1960]

[yourreddancer]

[anxietyproblem]

[shake-down-the-stars]

Oh I am SO tired today!

[tish-just-tish]

I’m feeling called out…

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[casbitchh]

it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!

[skullhaver]

#also men wanting to have sex with women is not disrespectful either! what’s disrespectful is crossing boundaries on purpose

[tenoko1]

Guys, stop being crap to creators. You aren’t hurting Amazon. You’re stealing from writers.

[tish-just-tish]

Reblogging as a reminder that LIBRARY BOOKS ARE FREE! Support your local library ❤️

[just-shower-thoughts]

The mega millions jackpot is at $1.28 billion which is enough money for somebody to finally become Batman.

[jillianleedy]

[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[majaminxx22]

I will never NOT reblog this.

[emelinelovesjc]

THIS!!!!

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

THANK YOU. I NEEDED THIS

[bleyedtrouble]

At 52 I’m making significant changes

[instructor144]

[tish-just-tish]

I needed this today