adventure awaits

ryann / 21 / pansexual / lover of fruit snacks

[tricksx]

[niggazinmoscow]

Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales. Mike the office manager.

[r0asted]

This video is my life

[tinymoose]

I AM DYYYUNG OMG

[pedrospascaled]

[theweirdwideweb]

[a-quiet-green-agreement]

–Margaret Atwood

[elphvie]

“She thinks she’s hot shit because she’s a sociopath.”

Girl Interrupted 1999

[saddestbpd]

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

[yourthoughtsspace-deactivated20]

[dentureteeth-deactivated2015122]

is there a scholarship for trying

[le-jolie]

Angelina Jolie photographed by Firooz Zahedi, 2003

[911obsesion]

[safeguards]

when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

[bombing]

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

[svnbabe]

annamathildao via instagram

[dragonagegenerator]

fool (self-diagnosed)

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

[bled]