Titonebot

[star-kovs]

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

[writing-prompt-s]

When you went to sleep on August 31st, everything was normal. Today you woke up, it’s October 1st, every person and animal is gone without a trace, except for you, your next door neighbour who seems to be equally confused about the time lapse, and a pet you saw die three years ago. The three of you team up for one purpose: find out what happened in September.

[maruki]

this whole clip is gold, but the zoom-in after jacques’ comment makes me lose it every time

[puto-loco]

“Nope.”

[shadymusicfacts]

Beyoncé once narrated a documentary about Britney Spears.

[tiredstripper]

Reblogging this will give you double good luck

[calinatives]

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[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

me

[plasticcflower]

Bringing back an absolute classic

[yung-human]

fucking iconic 

[saiasus]

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[unbotheredmuse]

get you a man who replies to all parts of the paragraph you sent him.

[felsicgay-deactivated20200528]

Thank you for being open about not being huge on sex. I feel like as a community us gays put WAY too much of a focus on sex

I mean we kinda do, and like i don’t mind it, like hell I love watching it, it just annoys me that that is what most guys are looking for and not really long-lasting relationships, like I’m all for sucking dick like the next guy but like I also want to be sucking the dick of a guy that I like who like me back, ya feel? I’ll have sex with the guy I trust and who respects me but I’m not one for the willy0nilly free for all 

[delicatepoetry]

[paulthebukkit]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[initiala]

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

[hinoneko]

they warned us it would be a slippery slope

[dosesxmimosas]

no one is ever too busy if they really feelin’ you

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

They not bad at texting they just bad at texting you.

[jehovahhthickness]

[remanence-of-love]

✔️

[dogposts]

It’s always a hole in one when you have a puppy to help. 13/10  great job

[claudiac777]

Her - Spike Jonze

[snazzy-adam]