My Anaconda Probably

Just another random fangirl in various fandoms. (Naruto, Hetalia, Free!, Assassin's Creed, Vocaloids, The Walking Dead, Black Butler, Transformers, District 9, MLP, DC Comics, and Marvel)

[vampirescholar]

this is the best day of my life

[reverseracism]

She admitted she does nothing y'all. She literally said “… millions of dollars for doing NOTHING”.

Not like it comes to anyones surprise tho

[frostingpeetaswounds]

can girls stop judging other girls for not using tampons

it’s literally annoying sometimes when i’m talking to someone and we talkin about girl problems and they’re like OMG HOW CAN YOU WEAR THAT DIAPER JUST TRY TAMPONS like some people can’t physically wear tampons so frick off pls

[taterttots]

When I was a freshman in high school, we were changing int he bathroom for gym and a senior asked if anyone had an extra pad. This girl goes, “No. I’m not fucking twelve.”

NEVER SAY THAT. Some women physically can’t use tampons. And personally, I have anxiety about having them in all the time because of toxic shock, so I occasionally go a couple hours with just a pad. Don’t make fun of anyone for this

[fwizard]

this is?? a thing?? jesus christ why don’t ppl just use their powers for good if you have a superiority complex about what menstruation products you use pls get a life

[stayfun-deactivated20160413]

when u see your fav character on screen

[huzursuzhayaller]

[rickz0r]

Fix’d

[revolutionarykoolaid]

God, grant me serenity, for I’m too young to feel this weary. Why can’t we ever feel safe? 

Rest in Power Christian Taylor.

[tittilywinks]

me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..

me: gets in bed

me: how was earth created

me: who made microwaves

me: how does the internet even work

me: i'm hungry

me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago

me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks

me: too tired to sleep

[jarring]

*me, late at night, wearing a floor length silk ballgown eating chocolate dipped strawberries while gracefully sprawled on a chaise lounge in a castle somewhere*: jeeves bring me my Nintendo Device i must weed my town and see how my dearest Isabelle is doing

[uhrair-blog]

romanticize the hell out of your life tbh? romanticize the freckle on your left ass cheek or getting gas at the station before sunset. make every moment a good memory. make yourself feel special because you are special and I’m tired of this attitude where we attack each other by saying “no one cares”

[sukoot]

Attention to the meaning of the central male slang term for sexual intercourse—"fuck"— is instructive. To fuck a woman is to have sex with her. To fuck someone in another context… means to hurt or cheat a person. And when hurled as a simple insult (“fuck you”) the intent is denigration and the remark is often a prelude to violence or the threat of violence. Sex in patriarchy is fucking. That we live in a world in which people continue to use the same word for sex and violence, and then resist the notion that sex is routinely violent and claim to be outraged when sex becomes overtly violent, is testament to the power of patriarchy.

bell hooks, The Will to Change: Men, Masculinity, and Love.

[putmezove-deactivated20171012]

yo

this explains everything.

[tittilywinks]

marukaitechifkyou:

nevermore117:

cerastes:

starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.

when someone beats you at a game you’re boss at 

not knowing how to play a game so your friend explains

[invalid-wallflower]

Why 'Free the Nipple' is happening

If my brother goes to a beach and takes his top off, it’s a beach If I go to a beach and take my top off, it’s a nude beach

If my boyfriend takes his top off because he is warm, he is cooling off If I took my top off because I was warm, it would be illegal

If my dad was in a magazine shirtless, he would be modelling If I was in a magazine shirtless, it would be seen as porn

If a guy runs around with his top off for no reason, nobody questions it If I was to breast feed my child however, which is totally natural and not at all sexual, I could be asked to put my breast away because I was making others feel ‘uncomfortable’

PLEASE support #freethenipple because it is so so so important and will help make everyones bodies equal

[garflyf]

i know there are daddy doms, but are grand-daddy doms a thing?

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if ur a good girl for grandpappy, you can have a werther’s original

[hashtagloveloses]

Burn this whole post

[digitallyimpaired-deactivated20]

[hoebutmadefashion]

the question that keeps me up at night

[tittilywinks]

someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we're dating

me: ......okay......that sounds fake but okay....

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

[stockaitkenwaterman-deactivated]

[weloveshortvideos]

[flipphoneeva-deactivated2018010]

gingerschnabb

[officialcrow]

imagine dragons - radioactive