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runcibility

ellingson.tv on instagram

littleguysdaily

gaytricorder

i’d faint on the spot

craigslisthorses

who doesn't love a family twig

spiceyourdongers

According to google images, this is the horse in question:

dog elbowed headass

craigslisthorses

thanks i can't unsee the dog elbows

puddlebrigade

If I may add a deeply fucked up family tree to this

This pony has 7 great-great-grandparents. Non-inbred animals are supposed to have 16. Of those 7 it appears that at least three of them are still from the same farm, and therefore likely related. An animal should not be dependent on a single lineage, for fucks sake.

This pony is more inbred than the feral cats behind my apartment. There are THREE UNCLE DADS in THREE GENERATIONS.

craigslisthorses

THREE UNCLE DADS

skopostheorie

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

crawly

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

crawly

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

millenniumitem

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

crawly

top ten buildings that Want To Harm You

angstytwat

this building is like I Will Flip You Over Like A Hamburger And Fucking Cook You

alicentsgf

The use of the present tense isn’t quite accurate because they did fix the issue immediatly after this so its no longer a death ray but yes it did partially melt a very expensive Jaguar. Its nickname ‘the walkie talkie’ got beautifully bastardised to ‘the walkie scorchie’ following this. Its also widely accepted to be the ugliest of London’s skyscrapers.

And I just wanna bring up the fact that this is not the only monstrosity built by Rafael Vinoly - he’s also responsible for the eyesore of Manhattan that is 432 Park Avenue.

Residents here have repeatedly complained about the realities of living in this haunted pool noodle, including ‘catastrophic’ floods, loud bangs and creaks, and an elevator that refuses to work when its windy.

I would say we should stop letting this guy make buildings, but he only seems to fuck over millionaires so I’m not in a hurry to end his career just yet.

alicentsgf

@branovices it’s my pleasure to inform you that the Vdara ‘death ray’ Hotel is also the work of Rafael Vinoly

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

thickness-protection-program

Rafael Vinoly waking up and choosing violence like

anarchistmemedistro

wow tumblr really loves piracy huh. this didn’t break 100 on any other platform, but got 10k notes in less than 24 hours here. yo ho tumblrinas.

littlestfallenangel

Piracy 🤝 Physical Media 🤝 Libraries

Physical media has two hands 😌

foone

As Charles Stross said, we used to have a word for people who collected media and organized it and made it available to everyone for free. We called them "Librarians".

Pirates and Librarians and Archivists aren't different types of people, they're different sides of the same coin. Pirate if you have to, Archive if it's at risk, Library...ize? If you can.

okay the lack of a verb for "Library" slightly ruins the metaphor. But the point is: Librarians make sure everyone can access it. Archivists make sure it will always exist. Pirates make sure it can be gotten for free, without limitations. We need all these roles at different times, and they all work together.

Remember, if you've seen Nosferatu, the super influential silent horror film, it's because of piracy. All the "legal" copies were destroyed. Archivists made sure the pirated copies lasted. And Librarians made sure you could easily watch a copy.

warriorsmurf

I'm finishing up this scream baby. A mood.

ilikeit-art

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

halfgayfullgayconsequences

benignhumor

mostlydeadlanguages

“You shit bucket of a farter!” (SAA 3 30)

This ancient Neo-Assyrian “diss track,” framed as a magical incantation, offers a series of slurs (some misogynistic and homophobic) against a Mr. Bel-eţir. It seems to conclude with an aggressive invitation: “fight me!”

There are multiple Bel-eṭirs in the historical record, but this is probably the same son of Ibâ who had a satire of a birth-legend written about him.

Although the tablet is well-preserved, many of the phrases are obscure; I have used italics to indicate where I am less certain of my translation.

…

Incantation:

Mr. Bel-eṭir, you twofold prison fucktoy, twofold soggy, twofold staring, son of Ibâ, absent epoch, shit bucket of a farter, second-rate clan, slave of a dead god, house whose star has vanished from the sky, maidservant, woman, slave of Lady Balihitu, beard among fucked-out women, “Mr. Baby-boy,” much-maligned man.

Mr. Ammanappu provided your whitewash, saying: “First of all, his house is in shadow, starting at the top.” He swore by the Lord, “I will not let go until I have fucked him!”

Let go of what Mr. Ammanappu has! Don’t chase after what Mr. Tamru has! Stay away from Mr. Ammanipite! Keep your crotch away from Mr. Haimbi!

Now I have spoken to you. On account of this, rise up against me!

daughterofsarenrae

[ID: a picture of the Gävlebocken, captioned "If you're cold, they're cold. Set them on fire."]

buzz-o-graph

Mugshots of a male prostitute, Berlin, 1932

papasmoke

Was Gene Roddenberry a Posadist? Capitalism defeated only after nuclear war, alien contact responsible for the establishment of socialism, Dolphins as full crew members? It lines up.

oh my god