Tock Tick

I typed Rock and Rick several times. just to set the tone

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

I think the worst thing about Shinichiro's death is just how sudden it is. Like pretty much every other character in tr got the chance to say some last words, they at least got the chance to say goodbye and give their last wishes on.

But Shinichiro just seems to die instantly, he never gets the chance to say any last words or say goodbye. He never gets the chance to ask anyone to look after Mikey for him.

[laziestdaisies-deactivated20221]

I just wanna know how out of all the head traumas we have seen in this series why did he have to die from this?

Mitsuya got a BRICK TO THE BACK OF HIS SKULL LIKE??????

Senju over here gettin beat by a rusty pipe???

Really?

[tizzy-toc]

Listen, Kazutora just knows how to actually murder someone. Don't hate the batter, hate the swing

[tizzy-toc]

I see people saying the theme for the Met this year was glitz and glamor. It was another America theme

Specifically in America: An Anthology of Fashion

Glitz and Glamor sounds fucking perfect. And I would perfer that. But give these folks some credit. They keep getting nonsense themes

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[swanqueenandrizzles]

[anirtak420]

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

[ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew]

3,697,721 non Han’s

[few-function-8059]

im not hans

[indigoatari]

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

[flamingfoxninja]

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

[ikebanaka]

Where are you Hans

We’ll find you Hans

[basilpasil]

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

[twizzl-r]

hans can’t run forever.

[thekinderwizard-deactivated2025]

Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.

[chocolatepancakes]

Hans will be found and eliminated

[gameside-deactivated20220622]

One by one they will f a l l

[questionable-child]

No more Hans

none of them

[dripping-pink-knife]

10 million peeps rlly went : I’m not hans!

[blue-fishies]

Not Hans >:)

[evil-villin]

I am but hansn’t

[ouch-thats-harsh]

I’m the 11,022,297th not Hans✌🏼😌

[tizzy-toc]

Sucks to be hans. But not to be me!

[tizzy-toc]

I'm not very good at math. But, personal opinion, I feel like I should've leveled up by now

[tizzy-toc]

I'm trying SO fucking hard to not romance Solas in this play through. But he makes it so hard by EXISTING

[tizzy-toc]

Reasons I won't be having kids

- kids are gross

- I cannot teach them how to be a functioning human

-I want to break the cycle and I fear that I'll be unable to do that because I've never had a good example for parenting

- being called mom makes me incredibly sad, I cry without fail. It makes me miss someone important that didn't make it through quarantine

[tizzy-toc]

Imagine buying your wife expensive, but meaningless gifts and then getting upset when she isn't moved by them. Couldn't be Heinrey

[tizzy-toc]

Thinking about it and most all the events in the remarried empress happen because someone wanted Navier to love them in some way(Can't blame them)

Heinrey wanted to marry her

Rashta wanted Navier to love her like a sister

Sovishit (I can't remember his real name at all) wanted her to love him the way she did when they were kids (ew. Grow up)

Could do more, but I'm a bum

[tizzy-toc]

This is so gay. I have been thinking about this for two days. Dramatic bird man with a dramatic bird mask talking about building a castle together?

Gay.

[tizzy-toc]

@everyone who wanted the goblin king to take them away as a kid

Who wants to go on a road trip? Because evidently we all need adventure, a found family, and some time away from our families.

[tizzy-toc]

The power went out and the first thing I did was light a candle and ask my magic 8 ball if the power would be back on before they would call school

(A transformer in a nearby town exploded and there was a fire in a different town- power was gone fast)

[tizzy-toc]

Y'all every try to open up to your friends about your cripping fear of ending up like your father and they try to make the conversation about them holding a taco for multiple hours?

[tizzy-toc]

Y'all ever have that like 1 shirt that makes you feel incredibly attractive?

(Reblog and tag what kinda short it is and what kind of attractive, idk I'm bored)

[tizzy-toc]

When you wanna correct someones statement, but it's a small detail that probably only bothers you.

But it becomes all you can think about for a solid minute

But you still don't say anything because someones idea/opinion/interpretation is their own and it's not your job to correct peoples perceptions

[leg-stealing-bee]

wisdom teeth are actually leaving my face today

[tizzy-toc]

Good luck, hope whoever's going with you can carry/support you

Walking is not easy post-op

[tizzy-toc]

My sisters teacher asked the students one place they would be 100% fine without their phone and one place they 100% needed their phone

Most of the girls response to the second one was along the lines of"anywhere I'm not home"

And when I say this mans first and only response to this sentiment was "yeah, you gotta check the 'gram"

No sir, they have to be able to call someone when someone follows them or knows something that is really sketchy for them to know. Damn

[cashiercomplaints]

I want to be surprised, but I’m not.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I worked at a store in a mall, at the far end, as a cashier. This couple came in with two very loaded carts. We didn’t have those cars in this store, which was the first sign something was off. They put more stuff in the carts and come up to my register to pay for things. Error codes kept coming up. I called the manager over to help because this couple was getting loud. They had items from half the shops in the mall! I dunno how tf they didn’t set off every alarm, which still has me baffled. The manager had this look on his face that translates to “fuck, not this shit again”. Apparently, this had happened before. With this same couple. They thought the mall policy would change? I dunno. What I do know is they’re the reason signs had to be put up at every store stating you have to pay for things from that shop in that shop.

[asingularcanadian]

once had to explain to a guy that tax exists and you have to pay it, he made me call over a manager who then also tried to explain to him that yes, you must pay the tax on your order, he decided to leave the 600 dollars worth of food and stuff and just leave

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I mean, based with the tax stuff

[tizzy-toc]

I had to explain to a grown man that just because our cherries are stored by the ice cream section that they are not being frozen and that if they were, he could keep them at room temperature himself