Titsmcgee

Hi my name is Travis and I live in Florida um I like to stay wake all night on tumblr and that about sums me up.

[bluesey]

[yellowlemonpatch]

OMFG

[oldgarbagemother-deactivated201]

HOLY

[gingerium]

Done

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[laharl-sama]

[honeyycurl]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

[twevara]

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

[shrinking-ulzzang-deactivated20]

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

[bootleg-firework-deactivated201]

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

[starcrossedcherik-deactivated20]

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

[appropriately-inappropriate]

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[bronzewitchhazel]

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

[visual-infinity]

dewit_photo

Alblasserbos

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[manhub]

Mess

[salty-red-mage]

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

This is just…nah, this ain’t right.

[gisforgregorryyy]

[romy7]

[upside-happenings]

this is grindr. why are you all so surprised?

[prongsthepart-timejedi]

Reblogging mostly for the Yzma gif.

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[grad-school-fool]

My grandma had one of her breasts removed after a bout of breast cancer (she recovered fine) and never got reconstruction so every morning she had to stick this beanbag fake boob in her bra so her chest would be even since her other breast was pretty big. One day my family drove by her house to pick her up and she got in the car like “I can’t shake the feeling I’m forgetting something” and halfway to church she suddenly shouted “MY BOOB” and made my dad turn around so she could go get it

[escaped-and-anxious]

The best addition to this post

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

[catchymemes]

[shouldnt]

I think I just peed my pants.

[unf0rgivingly]

For the love of god watch this until the end

[dope-ethiopian]

I saw my life flash before my eyes

[thatsthat24]

Plans ✏️

[shwagerr]

I’m screaming

[kirstieblaire]

The original

[noherenomore]

Ask me how many times I watched this over. Consecutively.

[domsoldblog]

my favorite video. always reblog

[tastefullyoffensive]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

she thought she killed they asses💀💀😭

[hudlion]

This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting

[jayce]

[stimman3000]

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

[gallusrostromegalus]

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

[eyesoftirnoch]

…hell yes.

[toytowns]

CSI: Willy Wonka

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[bob-belcher]