tianlang-jun's naruto corner

[jenny-holzer]

[vicholas]

why did no one tell me that the full context of “Sasuke snapped back. ‘Anyway, what’s Gay Pride Day? What are they proud of?” was so fucking funny

[comradesaucegay]

this fanfic author gets sasuke like no other

[brawltogethernow]

Apparently I wrote some "office meetcute AU Naruto meets canon Shippuden-era edgelord Sasuke" (only the tags down the link are relevant) in August. What do I do with this. Like at minimum it needs some framing.

He crunched on a ball(?) that Naruto surmised must have been drugs from recognizing Sasuke's dead-eyed face he wore to shotgun cold coffee halfway through an illegal overtime shift. "Loser," he said. He stood there expectantly. "Oh!" said Naruto, pointing to himself. "Am I loser???" Sasuke's dead ice visage cracked as he blinked and actually looked at Naruto with aghast bewilderment. "Yes, you're— Your me doesn't call you—?" He cut one hand through the air angrily, dismissing this moment of humanity. "Forget it." "We only met like a year ago," said Naruto, barreling over this cue. "I'm sure if we'd known each other as long as you two have I'd still be his loser." Sasuke stared at him, back down to eyes only emoting. Naruto stared back like he would be wagging his tail if he had one.

[summerhighlandfalls]

surely this counts as ninja training

[cloudabserk]

came for heated rivalry, hung around for sasuke mpreg, could stay for heated rivalry mpreg?

tbh as much as i want them pregnant i think sasuke uchiha and shane hollander are both getting abortions

[cloudabserk]

ilya: shane if abortion is what you want i cannot stand in way of your career dreams. your happiness is most important thing. i love you

naruto: sasuke you don’t need an abortion because i will kill you and then myself. i love you

[sharkgirldick]

Kind of a lilypad. Refrog.

[sasuke-offical]

i should text him back

[sharkgirldick]

SASUKE UCHIHA??

[gender-premium-tm]

weird guy and his weird children

reblogs>>>likes

[tljsnarutoblog]

sasuke isn't capable of twerking on it freaky style due to some untold past traumas. thankfully naruto is ready to take up the burden when the time comes because he got bored on his jiraiya field trip and asked some strippers for things to do do pass the time

[creature-lala]

you ever draw something cause you know it would have made kid you so stoked

[ollyrewind]

sasuke, do you ever think about me

[cloudabserk]

THIEF

[mayskalih]

[noreamea]

bedtime story

[kseniacho]

do you want au? i have one. okay, naruto is a monk, an orphan who grew up in a monastery. sasuke, no doubt, is a samurai from a respected clan.

the main thing is not to kill each other during the journey.

I'm so fucking excited. Naruto is my first fandom in my life, Narusasu is my first pairing. And now, after nineteen years, I finally drew art with my favorite boys.

yess, i’m old old woman

[puppsax]

Feliz navidad to all you sexy ladies. Shackles for the rest of you 🗿

[flanbolt]

[piosplayhouse]

Happy eighth day of Yaoi Christmas

[piosplayhouse]

Happy seventh day of Yaoi Christmas