Here's why I think the 15 Taylor Theory is (still possibly) true:
*The first two Taylors looked like they could rap or are rappers hence "...Ready For It?" and "End Game."
*3rd Taylor killed all the Old Taylors in LWYMMD video hence "I Did Something Bad." She did kill all of them.
*4th/Red Taylor is a circus master. Then, the lyrics in "Don't Blame Me" states that she's "Toyin' with them older guys. Just playthings for me to use." Circus masters manipulate the whole circus.
*5th/Fearless Taylor is still young and therefore "Delicate."
*6th/Receipt/Carcrash Taylor is literally "Look What You Made Me Do."
*8th/Met Gala Taylor is "Gorgeous" af.
*9th/Dancing Taylor has the "I love TS" shirts. Rumor has it and basically everyone's thinking about it... "Getaway Car" is about T. Hiddleston.
*10th/You Belong With Me Taylor was young and heart struck with her neighbor. She basically sings "King of My Heart" every night and day.
*11th/Zombie/Dead OOTW Taylor didn't get out of the woods and so she was still "Dancing With Our(Her) Hands Tied." There are many vines in the woods so... there. Hands tied. Haha
*12th Taylor. It's goes like this. I only bought this "Dress" so you could "Shake It Off." Haha.
*13th/Snake Taylor. T. Swizzle became a snake when a friend "Tricked her and Mind Twisted her" in "This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things."
*14th/Caged Taylor. Her "Castle Crumbled Overnight" and she was imprisoned in a cage but she looked fine because she's happy and she found Joe even though she's still inside the cage everybody put her in for being a snake. So "Call It What You Want" but she's happy.
*15th Taylor is "New Year's Day." Have you seen what she's wearing? They basically looked like fireworks.
The only plot hole in this theory is that I couldn't find any correlation between 7th/VMAs Taylor and "So It Goes..."
So what do you think? Is this theory a bit of a stretch now that the album is out? What other theories do you have guys?
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