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Iruka: HELP! I TOLD KAKASHI I'D COOK DINNER FOR HIM BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Naruto, pouring milk directly into a bag of cereal: And you thought I could help?
*After the hokages are resurrected
Minato: Did you take care of my son?
Hiruzen: Yeah I gave him an apartment to live in by himself
Minato: You did what
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Police officer: I am pulling you over because you were trying to fit three people on a motorcycle.
Kakashi, with Sakura and Sasuke sitting behind him: Wait, three?!
Officer: Yes, you, and the two kids-
Kakashi: NARUTO FUCKING FELL OFF???
Naruto: Every time I stay at a hotel, I take a bite out of the soap to confuse the cleaning staff
Sasuke: Hey, Naruto, real quick what the actual heck
Sakura: You do realize that by actually biting a chunk of soap you are, in fact, the one losing
Sai: You guys are just jealous that he's brave enough to munch on the forbidden chocolate
Naruto, holding up a soap with a bite taken out of it: I'm living
Kakashi: What does the forbidden chocolate taste like?
Naruto: Soap
Hey guys!
I just wanted to thank you. I’ve started this account a while ago and I can’t believe how far I’ve gotten.
But I’m no longer active on this account.
Tmnt is and was always my comfort show and I’m still a big fan of it but I’ve joined a new fandom. I know. It’s not an excuse to shut a whole account down but I just don’t have any time for this anymore. If somebody’s asking, I’ve joined the Naruto Fandom and I’m planning on watching more anime.
I will keep all my posts up on this account but I won’t reply to any requests or questions.
Tenten: [holds up a spork]
Tenten: Neji, what is this?
Neji: A spork...?
Tenten: Right. Lee, what did you say it was?
Lee: ...
Lee: A fpoon
FPOON OMG I CANT-
Neji: I regret buying you that blender for Christmas.
Lee, drinking blended toast: Why?
Leo: Hey Mona, can we ask you something?
Mona Lisa: Sure, what is it?
Leo: I don’t want to sound rude but, umm, why do you like our brother, Raphael?
Mona Lisa: Oh, well, many reasons. Raphael is very kind. He’s smart, funny, a skilled fighter, and is very handsome.
Leo, Donnie, and Mikey: ...
Donnie: Are you sure we’re talking about the same Raph?
Mona Lisa: He’s also very thoughtful and cares about others. He’s witty, brave, and I admire his charm...
Mikey: Are you SURE we’re talking about the same Raph?
Mona Lisa: I also cannot forget how much of a gentleman he is! He’s a noble creature with a pure heroic heart!
Leo, Donnie, and Mikey: ARE YOU SURE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME RAPH??
Raph: Hey April. Are you free on Friday? Like, around 8pm?
April: Yeah.
Raph: What about you, Donnie?
Donnie: Yes, I am.
Raph: Great! Because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date.
Leo: Did he just-
Raphie and ratties
MY HEART IS MELTING
How would the turtles describe the perfect sex?
Well Nonnie, let’s ask them then.
Leo: Hmm. Perfect sex. Well, I’d prefer her to be waiting for me. You know, keeping the bed warm. Lingerie is not necessary, but if she is going to wear any, it needs to be black or midnight blue and it should be silky. It has to match what I’m going to tie her down with. I want the room dark, lit only by moonlight. And no music. sometimes it’s alright. But on a perfect night, I only want to hear what she has to say. I want her to beg for me, beg for me to fuck her–but I want her to give every detail. She needs to be specific in her ASKING me to do certain things. And she has to address me as her sensei or master. Sir is OK too. And–hmmm–slow or fast, it really doesn’t matter as long as I am in control. For perfect sex, she can’t be the scary type. She’s got to enjoy being controlled in that bedroom. So if I want to put my hands around her neck or pull her hair, I don’t want to hear her telling me to stop. Her pussy should be getting wetter. I like to drive deep and hard. If doing that makes her quake or knees buckle, and she’s pleading for release–then that’s what I call perfect sex.
Raph: Ahh, Leo don’t know what he’s talkin about. Perfect sex is all about catching her off guard. Like I’m coming up behind her, see? And I grab her waist and push her up against the wall with my body, or onto the bed or the back of a couch. I like it a lil rough. She ain’t gotta be dressed a certain way or none of that fancy stuff Leo was talkin’ about. I just want easy access to that ass. Perfect sex is me hittin’ it from behind and watchin’ her cheeks bounce back off my hips. I like makin’ women scream and claw at stuff. And a good spanking is nice too, ya know. I wanna leave imprints on her ass and thighs. Which reminds me, she gotta let me bite and suck on her too. I need to leave my mark…on the inside of her and the outside.
Donnie: Well I prefer something a little more romantic. I like music, it helps me relax and usually my lover as well. Lighting isn’t a big deal, but if we’re taking in terms of the most perfect sex, I like dim lighting. I want to be able to see her and all of her expressions. I’d want to start off with pleasing her first. That’s a big part of my idea of perfect sex. I dunno, I just like extending her pleasure for as long as possible or making her cum multiple times. It’s such a turn on for me. I like role play also. A naughty school girl outfit, *snorts* that’s highly desirable. Hmm, now let’s see. What else? Oh, the missionary position. That’s my favorite. Allows for a deeper penetration and I’ll be able to hear her moaning quite clearly. It’s also easier for me to kiss her, which I rather enjoy doing –kissing while making love. And uhh, the cherry on top–I make her squirt.
Mikey: Listen brah, the most perfect sex has to have food somewhere up in there. I mean, all that other shit my bros are talking about is good, but me, personally, I wanna drip something on Bae and lick it off. Or put something yummy in her pussy and eat it out. Don’s right, it’s something about pleasing Bae first. Getting her all worked up makes the sex so much better. I gotta have music. I need a beat to bump and grind to, helps me with my stroke. And I love using a bunch of positions! Doggy style, missionary, reverse cowgirl. I wanna do em all! I talk while I fuck too, so I’d like if she talked back. Sooo fucking sexy when they talk back. And if she let’s me bust on her face, omg that’s Bae for life.
@ninjaturtlesrawesome that just brought me to my knees like a sinner in church, dear GOD that was marvelous. Keep it up, sugar!
Sweet Jesus, so much yes
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES HEROES IN A HALF SHELL TURTLE POWER! HERE WE GO! IT’S THE LEAN, GREEN, NINJA TEAM ON THE SCENE, COOL TEENS DOING NINJA THINGS SO EXTREME, OUT THE SEWERS LIKE LASER BEAMS GET ROCKED WITH THE SHELL-SHOCKED PIZZA KINGS CAN’T STOP THESE RADICAL DUDES THE SECRET OF THE OOZE MADE THE CHOSEN FEW EMERGE FROM THE SHADOWS TO MAKE THEIR MOVE THE GOOD GUYS WIN AND THE BAD GUYS LOSE LEONARDO’S THE LEADER IN BLUE, DOES ANYTHING IT TAKES TO GET HIS NINJAS THROUGH DONATELLO IS A FELLOW, HAS A WAY WITH MACHINES RAPHAEL HAS THE MOST ATTITUDE ON THE TEAM MICHELANGELO, HE’S ONE OF A KIND, AND YOU KNOW JUST WHERE TO FIND HIM WHEN IT’S PARTY TIME MASTER SPLINTER TAUGHT THEM EVERY SINGLE SKILL THEY NEED TO BE ONE LEAN, MEAN, GREEN INCREDIBLE TEAM TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES HEROES IN A HALF SHELL TURTLE POWER!
I drew these for a... tictok video.... 😶
But I do love these drawings so much
OH MY GOD WHATS YOUR YIKTOK @
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just gonna ask where they’re going and hook up with them later.”
-Casey, at some point.
Satisfy You
2012 Raph x G-N! Reader
Relationship: Pining - Romantic
Warnings: Cursing, Physical affection.
Word Count: 635
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