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I have a new boyfriend, guys!!
And life actually flies by when I'm with him, so in order to enjoy it, I want to log out of Tumblr for a long while. I might come back, I might not. Don't worry! You all have each other and I'm sure you'll be fine!! I love you and I'll miss you!
reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
aight
OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
DO IT
WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT
someone DMed me this and it’s so cool lol, though I didn’t do as well as I would’ve liked lol
Yall
I JUST GOT SOME DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Headcanon
Mikey vapes :3
Hi I stumbled upon your blog recently and just wanted to let you know it's amazing ❤ also I don't know if you're currently doing any like ask headcannons or whatever but wanted to know how you thought each of the boys would react to their s/o getting their nipples pierced??
Oh my, oh my…😎😎
Leonardo: Well, he’d probably be initially shocked at first, kind of like “what the hell is this” but then he’d kinda get with it, just accepting it and ask questions later, assuming he’s getting jiggy under the sheets ;)
Raphael:Oh my god, he probably wouldn’t notice until he’s nonchalantly placed a hand on your chest over your shirt ((let’s note you hadn’t put on a bra)). His reaction?
“Is…is that a piercing?”
“Um, yeah?”
“…That’s hot.” **internally screaming because omg piercings are so fuckin fiiine**
Donatello:Hehe, here’s the funny part.You kinda had a piercing infection and dropped going to an actual doctor and went to Donnie about it. Figured you’d save some money.
Knowing him, he’s stuttering all over the place and you almost consider that it’s a bad idea when he opens your shirt and sees the problem…s.
“That’s pretty infected–wait, what–oh my god. That’s actual–oh my god.”
He cleans your infected piercings for free and lowkey gets a boner but we’re not gonna talk about that…
Michelangelo:He’d notice immediately. Hello, booby guy!!It’s no secret that he likes to oogle your chest, so he just kinda tilted his head. Human nipples don’t usually look like that, right?
“Why do your pinkies look…weird?”
“Piercings, bae.” You answer.
He’d freak out, but in the good way. “Holy crap you’re so hot. Like, hotter than the SUN hot. So, uh, lemme see, lemme see…”
“Ha, no.”
“What–babe, sugarplumangelcakes, don’t do me like thaaaaat~”
Hello, I'm not sure if you are still accepting asks, but if you are I have one. How would the boys react to their S/O being a furry/scalie, specifically a turtle?
Well, let's say it'd be good for them if their partner is a scalie. Well, considering (assuming) that they're human, from the turtles' viewpoint, I guess it'd be a major surprise but kind of not so. Like this: "They're a human that doesn't like other humans so that's good for me but...the normal...yaknow what, just fuck normal."
That person who followed you since you were a newbie and up to now, s/he's still following you.
Part 3
Part 1
Part 2
@fireflyloki21 @waterstar2016 (read the note at the end!)
Y/N sat next to Raph on the ledge of the building in silence for what seemed like hours, her bow and quiver sitting safely behind her on the roof. It wasn't until she leaned on his bulging arm that he decided to finally speak, his entire being riddled with guilt.
"...It's my fault." He mumbled, voice soft. "I shouldn't have gone off like that."
Y/N frowned, lifting her head off of his bicep to peer up at the mutant, whose downcast eyes scrutinized the lightening cars and scattered people below. "Raphael."
"Baby--" He shook his head, lifting his arm away from the warmth of her body as his own scooted away from her. It was that miniscule sign that told her what he couldn't with words. So Y/N didn't say anything. She waited patiently for him to speak, looking with expectant eyes while he pieced together his words.
"I just...I didn't even know what I was doin'." Raphael admitted, feeling more disgusted with every word. "When Mikey said that stuff about ya, I lost it. He's right, though...I didn't treat ya right."
Y/N didn't interrupt him. Raphael glanced at her to see if she was in agreement. No. She was just watching and listening to him, hanging onto every word, never breaking contact. Just listening.
That was something he adored about her.
Half-hesitant, half-reassured, the terrapin mutant took a deep breath. "I didn't know what to think when ya showed up. Then I started thinking, man, my girl just did that. Ya looked so beautiful...and I-I was proud, ya know?"
An amused 'hmph' left his girl. She had a small smile on her face, her eyes filling with warmth. Yet she knew he had a 'But' coming.
"...but," He continued, cringing, his large hands squeezing the ledge. "My head, I just started thinkin--all those times you said you were at home when you were probably on a couple'o roofs behind me. I got confused and I slipped...and..."
He trailed off when his voice cracked, turning his head away from Y/N. Gulping the lump in his throat, he uttered, "I hurt Donnie. I coulda hurt Mikey too..."
The familiar softness of Y/N's hand rested on his cheek. "Hey." Her tone beckoned him to look at her, which he did with a churning stomach. Her face was inches away from his own, etched with lines of valor.
"Don't talk of what could've happened. They're your family. They'll forgive you." She ensured, her other hand taking place on his other cheek so she was rightfully cupping his face with gentle hands. Raphael indulged in the comfort of her touch, leaning his chin toward her palms, closing his eyes for a few heartbeats.
Instant forgiveness wasn't a guarantee from his brothers, especially not Leo. He knew his behavior was out of line. Way out of line.
Y/N leaned in to give him a peck on the lips, pressing their lips together in a simple kiss that lasted only a couple of seconds but eased some of his conscience anyway. When she pulled away, Raph couldn't help but press his forehead against hers, sighing heavily.
"I'm sorry, baby." He muttered, his hand lightly grabbing her nearest knee. "I'm so sorry."
His girl sighed against his lips, a sweet smell blowing against his senses when she did.
"Me too. I wish I wasn't so stupid..."
Raphael bit his lip. "You ain't stupid." He asserted, leaning back to look into her pretty eyes. "You just coulda told me sooner, that's all."
Now it was her turn to look guilty. "Still. I started this whole thing by keeping everything a secret. I know how trust is important to the family...and I shouldn't have kept it from you." She insisted, her hands sliding around to the back of his head. "I wasn't scared to tell you or anything. I just never got around to it."
"So when did you plan to?" Raph inquired, pulling her into his lap with ease. Her legs hung over the side of his right leg, long arms instinctively wrapping round his neck from the underlying fear of falling. His arm protectively held her body to him, employing her safety.
She didn't seem to pay any mind, answering without hesitation, "Just a little later from tonight. It just seemed convenient to show myself earlier."
"Oh."
The conversation ended there.
Raphael felt some weight lift away from his shoulders. Finally, closure. He lifted his head and rested his jaw on the crown of Y/N's head, feeling her soft hair against his skin. It was a breath of fresh air to his nostrils, her scent smelling something similar to the ocean. Her hair products always smelled smooth to him. He loved it.
"I love you." She whispered lovingly, stroking his forearm with her hand, her head set against his clavicle. His heart swelled.
"Heh." He chuckled, "I love ya too."
She removed her head from his chest, a smile stretching the ends of her lips. "..."
"What?"
"Nothing." She answered, free of tension, "Walk me home?"
"Yeah." Raph nodded, lifting her off of his lap and back on the roof with his arm, allowing her to grab the bow and quiver while brushing off gravel and such from her jeans.
He took a moment to admire her. How did he manage to nab someone so accepting, someone who endured almost all of his bullshit?
One would say she nabbed him.
Hey honey bunches! I'm gonna post this as the final part! I apologize for no smutty-smutz as I promised (but dont worry! maybe I'll post it separately just to make up for it ;) )
“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”
thanks, i raised me myself
Also see: “aren’t you too old now to be acting like this??!?!?!??!?!?!????”
i never had a real childhood
And also: “wow, how are you so good with kids?!?!?!?!?!?!”
Wow, its almost like the experience of being ignored and neglected and belittled as a kid makes me want to make sure no other kid feels the same way.
And: “wow you’re actually a really good listener???!?!??!???!!”
thanks, it’s because i always got werid looks that said “how dare you speak out of place, you should be infinitely grateful we’re not literally kicking you out as soon as you enter the room” everytime i so much as opened my mouth to share any kind of personal experience
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
Where did this even come from
This sho
??? Will I thought work?
IT DOES WORK
yEA RIGHTT
Imma wait for it
Please work this time!
Hmm…
Oof……..
Let’s see.
OH MY MERLIN, IT ACTUALLY WORKED!
Feeling Some Warm Fuzzies: May I have a match up please! ;) I'm sitting in my living room folding wipes and stuffing cloth diapers while listening to almost paradise by Mike Reno on the radio. The 2 month old is laying on his playmat kicking and cooing, while the 2 year old beats on a kitchen chair with some toy he swears is a hammer. "Mommy I fix!"/(distroy) Dad walks in, the 2 year old smiles and announces "Dadddy! Tools! Wurktd yike Daddy!" Which turtle's Daddy? 💙?❤?💜?🧡? Thanks! Luv, Luv!
Donnie is the one for you! He particularly enjoys watching his precious child trying to imitate him in most scenarios where he's working on gadgets. It's a sense of enlightenment for him; his own child wants to be just like him! He just hopes that they stay that way...
God made me unphotogenic to keep me humble and i respect that
No one is allowed to say I don’t put thought into my ideas.
After a convo about STDs with my younger brother, I had an idea of a vampire who only went after people with them because their blood tastes good to them.
I have a running head canon that illness adds to the taste for vampires.
And I backtracked real fucking fast cuz I realized that it was problematic and I didn’t want to perpetuate the surrounding stigmas associated with people with STDs.
So that’s going on the “never to be written list.”
Oh my goddd xD
Hello, goddess! I have a prompt for you! Reader is Raphael's girlfriend. She's a motorcycle-rider, leather jacket-wearer, has a New Yorker accent, all the goods. Her father owns a motorcycle shop and is the leader of a Biker gang. So, the very night Raphael goes to introduce his brothers to Reader, she's in the middle of dealing with members of a rival biker gang, conveniently run by her ex-boyfriend. Raphael watches in satisfaction as she whoops major ass and fawns over her in the end.
Goddess? I am so not worthy of that. *blush* Thank you for this awesome prompt! Totally right up my alley! I hope you like it.
SFW - some violence
The four scaled the side of the building. Reaching the roof they gazed down into the parking lot below. “So, Raph, which one is your girl?” Whispered Mikey. Leo shook his head and rolled his eyes. “Probably the one that he’s been staring at since we got up here.” Raph turned to his brothers and smirked. “Yep, she’s the one wearin the dark red jacket.” Mikey’s eyes travelled to where Raph was pointing. “Dude, she’s freaking hot!” Raph smirked. “I know little bro.”
She was wearing black leather pants that hugged her curves and her blood red motorcycle jacket fit her like a second skin. Her hair was a shade between black and brown and hung halfway down her back. It was dyed bright red underneath. Walking over to her bike (a 2009 Triumph Street Triple) she grabbed something out of her tank bag. Donnie looked at the bike through his goggles. “Wow, it looks like she’s made some major modifications to her bike. I’d like to see how fast it clocks out at.” He flipped another glass down and examined it further and squeaked. “Look at that exhaust!” Raph smiled.
“When do we get to meet her?” Mikey asked, careful to keep his voice down. Raph gave him a quick glance. “After their meeting. She’ll come up here when they’re done. Everyone’s there so they should be starting soon.” Leo’s head turned and he peered into the darkness. “I thought you said everyone was there Raph, there are more motorcycles heading towards us from the South. Raph rolled the toothpick in his mouth. “It’s probably her exes biker gang. They’ve been wanting this territory for years.” Donnie looked at Leo and they exchanged a glance. Raph was being unusually calm about the impending situation.
She heard the motorcycles approaching as well. Her father hollered. “Ya all know what to do. Let’s show these assholes once and for all that they are not welcome in our city. Be ready and be careful, it looks like they’ve brought reinforcements.” The group of nine watched and waited.
Pulling up on an old Harley he swung his leg over and took off his helmet. Hair as black as night and bright blue eyes greeted her. “Morgan.” She hissed. “What the fuck are ya doin here?” The man smiled and the feeling of insects crawled over her and she resisted the urge to shiver. “I thought I taught you better manners? But, that’s besides the point. I want you back. When you ran away two years ago I first thought, good riddance, you were too much work. Always needing punishment.” He paused and she felt his eyes travel over her body making her grit her teeth. “I’ve decided to forgive your past indiscretions.”
Resting her hand on her fathers arm to calm him she stepped away. If Morgan didn’t watch it, he was going to find out what else she’d learned in the two years since she escaped his clutches. “My indiscretions? You beat the hell outta me for putting your orange juice in the wrong glass. I tried leaving that night, but ya had the house on lock down.” She paused, reigning in her anger. “Ya were controlling, abusive and it sickened me when I found out what your corporation actually does. Ya lied to me and my family.” Morgan shrugged. “It’s a hard world. I do what I have to do. Now, enough chit chat. I’ve brought enough people that should I give the command, they will tear apart everything around here. If you come with me now, no harm shall be done.” He held out his hand towards her and smiled. It was a smile that made her stomach turn and it didn’t reach his eyes.
She made herself meet his gaze. “No.” His smile turned into a scowl. “I don’t want to hurt you or your family Princess. Stop this nonsense and come back with me.” She raised her eyebrow and scowled. “There are only two men in the world that are allowed to call me Princess, Morgan. And you ain’t one of ‘em.” Morgan’s posture immediately changed. “Who is he?! I’ll get rid of him real fast.” A slow smile crept across her features. “Morgan, you’re a piece of shit, but I’d rather see even you rot in a jail cell then end up in the hospital. Which is where you will end up if you meet him.”
Michelangelo approached his older brother. “Dude, it looks like things are about to go down.” He said while eyeing the one that had spiked studs on his jacket’s shoulders. “Should we go help?” Raph gave Mikey a noogie. “Nah, she’ll be fine, trust me.” There was a sparkle in Raphael’s eyes that none of his brothers had seen before. His answer to hang back even surprised Leo, who honestly thought Raph would have charged the moment Morgan called his girl princess.
Morgan took a few steps closer to her. “I’m giving you one more chance to come back with me, or my gang will destroy your fathers shop.” The group behind him started pulling out pipes and slipping on brass knuckles. “If people get hurt, you can’t say I didn’t warn you.” From the rooftop of the shop the guys saw her clench her fists. “You’re scum, Morgan. Ya prey upon those that can’t defend themselves, which is deplorable. The day I managed to escape was the best day of my life.” She paused and cracked her neck. “Now, get on your excuses for bikes and get the fuck off my turf.”
Donnie came up and stood beside Raph. “Uh, the rival gang outnumbers theirs two-to-one Raph, are you sure we shouldn’t step in?” Raphael gave Donatello a grin. “Seriously, it will be ok, just relax.” The three brothers exchanged a look. Raph was telling them to relax? Mikey gave a massive shrug and turned his attention back to what was happening below them.
Her father stepped closer to her and laid a hand on her shoulder. “Ya need to listen to my daughter Morgan, leave now before this escalates.” Morgan laughed. “You’re the one that supported our alliance in the beginning! You practically threw your daughter at me.” Her father hung his head and squeezed his daughters shoulder in a silent apology. “That was before I saw what your gang was actually about. A mistake I truly regret. My daughter has chosen one that could squash ya like a bug, and I would be proud to call him son. Which is more than I could ever say for you.” Morgans chest was heaving and rage burned in his eyes.
Raph had the biggest smile on his face that the three had ever seen. Leo drew his Katana as the group of men behind Morgan started advancing. Raph rested his hand on his elder brothers shoulder at the sound of singing metal. “Leo, will ya put those things away?” The blue masked leader sighed and sheathed them. “I don’t know Raph, this looks like this is going to get bad.” Raph chuckled. “Leo, if things turn I will be the first one down there with my Sai ready to rip into anyone that hurts her. So, as Mikey would say…take a chill pill.” Leo narrowed his eyes, but held himself in check.
Suddenly, one of the rival gang charged, and Morgan yelled. “Kill anyone you see and burn down the shop, but leave her to me!” She exchanged a brief look with her father and then they exploded. Her father ran to the left and clotheslined the first of come after him. Slamming his fist in the next ones face he looked behind him to make sure his daughter was alright. Grinning at what he saw he turned back to his own fight.
“Oooooo!” The three yelled as they watched her kick one so hard in the stomach that he lost his supper as he flew backwards. Another grabbed her from behind with a knife at her throat. Before any of them could blink she crushed his nose with her elbow and had his arm twisted behind his back. The knife fell to the ground with a clatter. Flipping him over she slammed him into the pavement and dropped into the splits to trip the next guy that was charging her. Grabbing the knife she hopped up to her feet and threw it, piercing the hand that was holding a pipe which was poised to hit her father on the back of his head. Mikey stared with his eyes wide at the scene unfolding below them. “Duuuuuuuuuuuuude.” He whispered.
Flipping her hair out of her eyes she walked towards her father who was now holding Morgan with the same knife to his throat that was at her own neck only minuets before. Her father looked at her. “It’s up to you Princess, say the word and I will get rid of him for ya.” She cocked her head. Morgans lip was bleeding and she could see that he would have a black eye in the morning. “It’s ok, Daddy. Just hold him for me.” She walked up to him, rested her hands on his shoulders and leaned in close.
Morgan struggled, but her fathers grip was firm. She could see a trickle of blood running down his neck where the blade met his flesh. “If I ever see ya in this city again…I will end you. Do ya understand?” Morgen nodded his head as much as he could without cutting himself further. Without any warning she pulled her leg back and kneed him in the groin, hard. Morgan doubled over and her father let him fall to the ground. “That’s for the three months of hell ya put me through, asshole.” Morgan started dragging himself away, whimpering.
She turned to her father. “Let’s make sure our people are ok and then I want all of their bikes scrapped.” Her father nodded in agreement. “Good job sweetie.” He glanced up to the roof of his shop. “I think Raphael’s here Princess, you should go to him. I’ll manage the rest of things here. I know one day you’ll lead this group just fine. His eyes met the large figure above and gave a nod. Raphael gave him a nod in return. “Thanks, Daddy.” She gave her father a hug and then ran into the shop and up the back stairwell that led to the roof.
Opening the door she smiled at the sight before her. “Red!” she yelled and ran straight into his arms, jumping up so he caught her. She rested her head on his shoulder as he held her to his plastron. “Heya, Princess. Ya were amazing down there.” Setting her on the ground Raph beckoned his brothers forward. “These are my brothers. Leonardo, Donatello and Michelangelo.” Mikey looked at Raph and shook his head. “Bro, don’t be so formal.” Turning to her he smiled. “Call me Mikey.” She smiled and shook his hand. “By the way Sweetcheeks, you seriously kicked some ass down there!” Donnie walked up to her and immediately started asking her questions about her bike.
Leonardo came up to her next. “Please, call me Leo, I’ve been looking forward to meeting you. Thanks to you, Raph has been more civil lately.” Raph chuckled deeply. Leo rolled his eyes. “You’re welcome to visit our home anytime you wish, our father would like to meet you.” Leo suddenly squinted. “You uh, have some blood on your cheek.” She laughed as Raphael’s licked his thumb and wiped it off of her face.
Leo laughed quietly at the sight. “I will admit I was worried when I saw how outnumbered your group was. Your fighting skills are impressive.” Raph wrapped his arms around her waist from behind and hugged her to him. “I told ya it would be fine Leo.” She laughed. “I knew you guys were here and Red would have backed me up if I needed it.” She eyed Leo slyly. “Raph’s right, ya are wound pretty tight.” Leo narrowed his eyes at her and then shook his head smiling. “Raph, she’s perfect for you.”
Raph grinned. “Don’t I know it.” She looked at the three in front of her. “So, if you guys are interested I have some cousins that would love to meet ya.” All three sets of jaws dropped. Mikey was the first to break the silence. “Really?! Well bring them on up!” Then he looked at Leo and winced. “Sorry bro, it’s your call.” Leo smiled. Seeing how happy Raph was lately had made each of them wonder if they would ever experience the same thing. Blue eyes glittering he nodded. “It’s fine with me.”
End.
Oh shit! OH SHIT! Complete badassery in writing! Love it, mama!
me: i love slowburns!!!
me: 2 chapters into a 200k fic
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