From Bioware’s ‘Dragon Age 2′. (One (1) from Inquisition.) As per usual, feel free to change pronouns or whatever you so please. Warnings! Mentions of & implications: food, violence, death.
“ When in doubt, run away, and let me handle it. ”
“ Looks like a fight! Be ready! ”
“ May Andraste guide you. ”
“ I’m just here to talk. ”
“ I don’t know if I can pull this off. ”
“ It’s not a choice everyone has. ”
“ I figured there’d at least be free food. ”
“ Thank you for not breaking his legs. ”
“ I’m happy with who I am. ”
“ I do what I can. Sometimes it doesn’t seem like enough. ”
“ No worries, everything is dandy now. ”
“ Just act like you know where you’re going, that’s usually enough. ”
“ For a slaughtering ground, it’s actually rather pretty. ”
“ Are you about to die? Am I? Why so serious all of a sudden? ”
“ It’s far more entertaining if I don’t. ”
“ Can you save someone so intent on being foolish? ”
“ We could bring him back as the undead, and then kill him again. ”
“ ‘Don’t touch anything’ is usually an invitation to touch everything. ”
“ ‘It cannot be a coincidence’? It sounds exactly like a coincidence! ”
“ Don’t the stories mention my stunning good looks? What about my cunning wit? ”
“ I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation. I just can’t think of it right now. ”
“ Wow. Your problems make mine seem small. ”
“ Helping people and killing people are what I’m best at. ”
“ Good to know you’re barking mad. That makes things easier. ”
“ I’ve been wondering when you’d come back to bite me in the ass. ”
“ I thought you’d be taller. ”
“ At least we’re alive. That’s no small feat. ”
“ Can’t anyone fix their own lives around here? ”
“ I’m just here for the rat-flavored whiskey. ”
“ You should see the look on your face. ”
“ If I held a grudge against everyone who attacked me in a dream, I’d have no friends. ”
“ I hear a ‘but’ coming. ”
“ If this is the afterlife, the Chantry owes me an apology. This looks nothing like the Maker’s bosom. ”
“ They say your life flashes in front of your eyes before you die. ”
“ I don’t know or care who you are, but you need to step back right now. ”
“ I’ll tear his throat out myself. ”
“ The elves deserve justice. ”
“ Always money in saving fools. ”
“ I think a bloody response is in order. ”
“ You should have known better. ”
“ Don’t go making promises you can’t keep. ”
“ Thinking about what might have been is pointless. ”
“ Solve your own problem. ”
“ You always were a good liar. ”
“ If you’re looking for trouble, you’ve found it. ”
“ Feel better getting that off your chest? ”
“ You know I hate it when you do that. ”
“ If they hurt you I’ll make them regret it. ”
“ It does feel like some unseen force is manipulating my fate. ”
“ Hmm, I didn’t think you cared. ”
“ You think I asked for this? ”
“ I just want to get out of here. Alive, if possible. ”
“ Vermin always flock to dark places. ”
“ Yes, inviting you to a party is an insidious punishment I’ve been planning for months. ”
“ Without risk, there’s no reward. ”
“ Remind me why busting down the door isn’t an option? ”
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