not having fun tonight

mady | she/her | 28| lady gaga & other shit

[segamascott]

[occasionallysubtle]

~ feelings ~

[1gmoney]

[dogpuppy]

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[importantcatpics]

@importantcatpics

[smolldragon]

[cryptotheism]

Only the deranged and irredeemable mind of Tim Burton could come up with scary christmas

[left-lateral-incisor]

Honestly, I feel as if that's something that an edgy teenager or perhaps like, a neglected child could have come up with in 5 seconds at a family reunion

[cryptotheism]

Only one man is psychologically broken enough to invent Santa dracula: tim burton

[misterbrick42]

I don’t think Tim Burton made Santa Dracula?

[cryptotheism]

Only Tim Burton, humanities most twisted genius, could have invented such holiday horrors.

[iamthetruestrepairman]

you NEED to nerd out by buying more products. It is genuinely so important to be yourself and to represent this through buying and displaying products. How will people know you’re unique if not for buying products?

[homunculus-argument]

My boyfriend makes a delicious stew that has three different types of carbs in it and it's delicious and having a bowl makes me spend the next four hours trying to fight a nap. Potion of Shut The Fuck Up.

[kosmogrl]

september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good

[vsingers]

since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

[a-book-of-creatures]

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[brunhiddensmusings]

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

[pomegranate-flower]

[aveloka-draws]

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

[aggressionbread]

just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

[flairina]

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my fucking privacy

[puppybeargf]

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[nostalgia-folder]

when Wendy's used to be yellow