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chillyfeetsteak

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

harpieisthecarpie

my stomach only speaks to me to lodge complaints

harpieisthecarpie

'trust your gut' my gut said "shouldn't have had all that gnocchi with cream-based sauce"

number1mongrel

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

#skcnfnhh

mihri-the-sasscatte

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

professorsparklepants

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

kittyopteryx

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

mooretimetoplay

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

necrowemancer

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

jelloapocalypse

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

creepsandcrawlers

FUCK ME the reveal video

threefeline

“CHRIS??????”

tanoraqui

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

8bitmickey

island-delver-go

Always reblog Y'gathok

robot-roadtrip-rants

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!

#always reblog y'gathok #ttrpg

slightly-awkward-sunshine

My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

#that's hilarious

threedollarsdotcom

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

#thinkin of em fast as i can boss #o7

damazcuz

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

#smile tag #dogs

bitcoitus

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

bitcoitus

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

smileyobrien

for @star-trekster 💌

As excited as I was about Libby when I started working at a public library now seeing everyone laud the app and tell their friends about it feels like several consecutive shots with an anime laser rifle

harpieisthecarpie

The library doesn't own their digital copies of titles for life. There's subscription models that mean the library has a limited number of time or borrows it can lend the title before it has to purchase it again.

So that popular title everyone has on hold? The library either has to purchase a new copy every dozen or so people, or every few months. I cannot recall the numbers exactly right now.

You know how many times a library has to pay for physical books they loan out? Once per physical copy. Ever. Physical books can last a hell of a long time if every patron treats them respectfully.

Libby is extortion. It's copyright law bs. It's extracting as much wealth as possible from genuine public good.

In the digital age, buying isn't owning, even for your local public library. ESPECIALLY for your local public library.

harpieisthecarpie

Borrow physical items. Borrow physical books. I am no longer asking.