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"just a fun writing project" I say, and now my search history is full of opium

Im so lameee

I'm so obsessed with this

#I'm so ill about this #guysss that's my friend's written work #fic: I'll make the most of it I'm an extraordinary machine

stair fall made worse by the fact that it happened in front of both a film and construction crew (as well as several university students) and we all pretended like it didn't happen

#i fell down the stairs #stairs #fml

turns out that even in your peak physical prime, you can still fall down the stairs

#stairs #girl failure #when your legs don't work like they used to before #fml #i fell down the stairs #hilarious that that's already a tag

artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

What a delicious sin to eat almonds

#they're so bad for the environment but there are almonds in my cabinet and they must be eaten at all costs #almonds

I have already eaten 1/3 cup of walnuts today, which is 27% of my daily fat intake but I desire walnuts so terribly I can feel them melting in my mouth I am so walnut deprived please god send me more walnuts

#my own greed sickens me #walnuts #chewing on walnuts because I can't chew on ben poindexter #whaaaaat who said that

guerrillatech

Not to speak truths on main but Baelor Targaryen is so babygirl to me. I need him to let me rub lotion on his smile lines and tell him he’s doing a good job at existing 🙂‍↕️

#baelor targaryen #baelor breakspear #akotsk #he’s so fine #nothing hotter than a mentally and emotionally stable man

Deeply funny to me that almost every scene in AKotSK features some guy snacking. Just snacks galore. Nuts. Berries. Jerky. At the joust. In the tent. In political strategy meetings. While telling Dunk off for being tall. While having to deal with your nephew's bullshit. Even in fantasy-land, people get the munchies.

#akofsk #snacks galore #ser dunk #baelor targaryen

chimaerakitten

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

#back in my day we made REAL clothes

This is really random, but I could NEVER have the “trust the process” mentality that spiders seem to have – I just watched one rappel down from the ceiling, which was a distance roughly 1000 times its length. That would be like if you stacked two Burj Kalifa’s on top of each other and then you as a human slowly lowered yourself down on a rope and just assumed you would eventually touch ground.

#spiders have a faith in something higher (lower?) than god fr #spiders #is this what spidey-sense refers to?

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually

#never heard a truer statement

Info-dumped in a breakout room about the unique body snatching practices in late 19th century Montréal.

2 dead, 11 injured.

#this was a creative writing class #got asked why I write horror and went off on a tangent about Francophone/Anglophone class dynamics #didn’t answer the question at all

There’s something so haunting about the chorus of “Didn’t I? Didn’t I?” In The Hazards of Love 4 (The Drowned), as if the ghosts of Margaret and William from all the past tellings of the story are looking to the current iteration to affirm that in every life, in every retelling, they always find each other. That they will always fall victim to the hazards of love, but they will do so loved by the other.

#the decemberists #hazards of love #these hazards of love never more will trouble us #I’m so ill about Margaret Riversdaughter and William Forestson

Thinking about how all the vampires Remmick sired in Sinners feel his pain — is it like a Bluetooth connection where after a certain distance it times out, or are vampires all across the globe just getting jolts of agony every time one of their lineage decides to fuck up a juke joint?

#sinners #remmick #vampire lore?#really vampire logistics #what that forked tongue do?#jk — it’s made abundantly clear

The absolute psychological horror that is logging onto Tumblr hoping to find content about a thing until you realize it’s YOUR unpublished writing project that you’re looking for and that if you want to see things about it YOU have to FINISH your work and get it PUBLISHED and then people have to READ it and you have to be PERCEIVED all so that you can see the funny memes that only exist in your head made manifest.

#what in the if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie bullshit is this #writing struggles

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