toadstoolcrunch

22 || she/her

[fifiibibii]

im gonna do it. dont tempt me.

[fifiibibii]

gnashing at ur bones rn

[theomaru]

gif version for maximum biting you biting you biting you

[girl-effigy]

do you think it feels good for wolves to go awoo i think it feels good

[sarhoskedi-deactivated20241211]

[xxskramz-muttxx]

Me and my friend (we’re gnomes) watching you sleep after we finished mending your shoes

[death-limes]

my favorite counterpart to Yaoi Hands is Shoujo Legs

[starkillerrx]

[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evilvarric666-archive]

Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

[evilvarric666-archive]

Why do your eyes get "larger" when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.

[evilvarric666-archive]

this is hilarious actually.

[prodgermmath]

I’m sorry. We tried to make your boyfriend in a poll, and he’s 84% vanilla extract now. Yeah. I’m sorry. He’ll smell really good if you bake him, though!

[orphanpupok]

[thingbeast-moved]

Hi……………………………………………

[mens-rights-activia]

My hungry ass couldn’t be an archaeologist

[mens-rights-activia]

[pettycentral]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[tam--lin]

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled.

[thecorefather]

all the time

[ireallyhatecarrots]

real

[rylandsgrace]

The world wouldn't survive this

[sagihairius]

turned on the light in my pitch black bathroom and all 3 of my cats were on their hind legs, in a circle, beating the shit out of each like some secret feline fight club

[sagihairius]

for visual reference

[softwaring]

[catcrumb]

[radiofreederry]

Pissvortex being detained by tumblr staff for being mean to terfs

[hopebagel3]

pissvortex in solitary </3

[ihatepissvortex]

I broke out with my mind