chin check, bitch!

marissa 1999 she/they

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[toastbite]

was home alone earlier and had a medical emergency and had to call 911 and went to the hospital in an ambulance and they did tests and stuff and said everything looked good and sent me home and I was like hey what the fuck was wrong with me and they were like idk

[dappermouth]

No moon, no light to cross your face.

[toastbite]

baby napping. drop a huge plastic pitcher on my foot in the kitchen (and it makes the most noise it ever could have). nursery door wide open. Still asleep??? I make more noise. listen for any little rustling in his sleep sack. nothing. I finally go back to join him in the playpen where he is still passed out. I feel a sneeze coming. Softest sneeze. Nothing!!!! This doesn't happen to me!!!

[toastbite]

nope nvm my FIL kicked something while walking in a different part of the house and the very small noise woke him up

[toastbite]

baby napping. drop a huge plastic pitcher on my foot in the kitchen (and it makes the most noise it ever could have). nursery door wide open. Still asleep??? I make more noise. listen for any little rustling in his sleep sack. nothing. I finally go back to join him in the playpen where he is still passed out. I feel a sneeze coming. Softest sneeze. Nothing!!!! This doesn't happen to me!!!

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[naturalpr3y]

and As Such . My misinterpreters will Misinterpret me . The price for speaking my truth .

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[vanity-complex]

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Good news for people who were pissed off at me for not voting for Kamala Harris in 2024:

Currently omw to vote in the 2026 colombian presidential elections

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I am pleased to inform you that I have learned from my mistakes, grown as a person, and atoned for my sins.

I just voted for Kamala Harris in the 2026 Colombian presidential election 😁👍

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[8nin]

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

[toastbite]

my husband wants to know how much Shane Hollander spent on his sex condo and how much money he made off of it

[lone-pylon]

Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[charl0ttan]

dog magician would love rabbit in a hat. unfortunately you couldnt teach it to her if she were rather old