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professionalchaoticdumbass

ON FEBRUARY 22ND, 2026, HE WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CEMENT

mark your calendars for this historic event

funtergeist

dess pov

saltydkdan

dying justice minister for you

NO!!! NOT JUSTICE MINISTER! ICONIC CHARACTER FROM HIT VIDEO GAME GHOST TRICK!!! That's right:

GHOST TRICK: Phantom Detective

The game that was once a cult classic on the DS is now REBORN on all major modern consoles??

The one that's AVAILABLE NOW for just

$29.99

That's right you FUCKING WHORE.

$29.99

Want me to say it again slut??

$29.99

With such an incredible story, music, puzzles, and gameplay remastered for all modern platforms THAT'S ONE GREAT DEAL.

I'd sell my firstborn son to play this game for the first time again. And all YOU have to pay is $29.99?????

I fucking HATE YOU. I fucking hate that YOU of all people can purchase such an amazing game and play it for the first time and I'm never able to see it the same way EVER AGAIN.

FUCK YOU.

saltydkdan

I hate all of you

loreleywrites

Samus getting banned on dating app after dating app for "being a fake account" because she's too awkward and nervous to ever message another woman and definitely couldn't be a real account for THE Samus Aran

shadow-generations

I love how we as a fandom have collectively decided that Samus is basically space tony hawk

questions-within-questions

I love that as a fandom we've decided that Samus is absolutely fearless and ruthless in all thinks except plucking up the courage to talk to other women.

loreleywrites

It's so important to me that Samus is a failgirl in the normal parts of her life. She has SO MUCH trauma and her alien family only taught her how to shoot guns and then she was an insubordinate soldier and then has her job as a mercenary keep turning into surprise superhero gigs and now is parts of multiple different other alien species. She CANNOT just walk into a bar and chat up a hottie. Zero percent chance. No charisma detected.